Today, my wife of twelve years got drunk and told me the best sex she’s ever had was with her first ex after they broke up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I met my wife’s father, an alcoholic who'd abandoned her, for the first time. She now has to support him financially. The guy is a piece of shit, but after we left, she fucked me more vigorously than I thought possible. I’m planning to see this turd again, just for the benefit of my sex life. FML
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
Today, my wife told me about an old boyfriend she had. She told me that they used to fool around, and that she’d give him blow jobs all the time. I never get any action like that from her. FML
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Chazzster 32
Ouch! That’s gotta hurt. It would help if you talked out exactly what your wife wants and expects during sex and also what you enjoy most. That needs to be done when both of you are feeling comfortable enough to discuss this honestly. I believe that anyone can improve their sex life if the partners are able and willing to communicate honestly and without verbally attacking either.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean EX-wife!
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Chazzster 32
Ouch! That’s gotta hurt. It would help if you talked out exactly what your wife wants and expects during sex and also what you enjoy most. That needs to be done when both of you are feeling comfortable enough to discuss this honestly. I believe that anyone can improve their sex life if the partners are able and willing to communicate honestly and without verbally attacking either.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Tell her you want a divorce and then jump into bed with her. You can choose whether to change your mind or not afterwards.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean EX-wife!