Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a shoe to deal with it. Just as I jumped up to smush it, my idiot brother flicked the light off. I missed the spider, but it didn't miss my face as the impact caused it to fall. FML
Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
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hotPinklipstick 24
That's the problem with siblings, they joke so much that when you really do have a problem, like a spider on you head for instance, you can't believe them. It's like the boy who cried wolf.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
THEN YOU THREW IT ON THE GROUUUNNNNDDDDD >.
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Comments (98)
pretty_in_pink94 6
You never know when it could be radioactive.
jssninja 4
I picture screaming and head shaking then more screaming
ThatGuyRory 9
Tell that to Harry Potter.
ravenxcorvinus 9
what kind of spider?
lmaoatall 6
Why would you risk it?!? When someone even says spider, I automatically go into ninja defense mode. Never take chances with those nasty ass arachnids! Sneaky bastards!
l0v3p4in 7
Totally agree! Anytime, I hear of any vermin crawling around I get into ninja mode.
WhiteLighting 0
another case of boy who cried wolf
metalflower01 7
At least he didn't throw a brick at it... My brother did that to me when we were little. Blood was squirting out of my head every time my heart beat. lol
DocBastard 40
Brother: Don't move! There's a spider on your head! OP: Oh, shut up. There is not. Brother: Yes there is! Let me kill it for you. *smacks head* OP: OOWW! You little asshole! Brother: No, it was a brown recluse! I swear! I just saved you! OP: YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!
ReadALLDemLettrz 1
Wasn't tickling your head...so you would notice something
Guy247bp2 1
My Spidy-senses, are broken.
GoW_Chick 15
The spider got bored of scaring little miss muffet, and you just so happen to be his new victim.