Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a shoe to deal with it. Just as I jumped up to smush it, my idiot brother flicked the light off. I missed the spider, but it didn't miss my face as the impact caused it to fall. FML
Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
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Top comments
hotPinklipstick 24
That's the problem with siblings, they joke so much that when you really do have a problem, like a spider on you head for instance, you can't believe them. It's like the boy who cried wolf.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
THEN YOU THREW IT ON THE GROUUUNNNNDDDDD >.
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Comments (98)
SignUpisntcool 3
I hate spiders. They didn't pay for their rent!
SweetPerfectionn 3
Awwww, it likes you :3
R3kli3 10
The sad thing is that after I read this FML, I had to check to see if I didn't had a spider on top of my head :/
tj4234 36
nothing wrong with spiders. Don't see why people are scared of them tbh...
manrock1896 0
They are poisonous daa lol :)
Zomg_Okay 27
Spiders aren't a problem when you know where they are, silly. Now, when you haven't seen one in a few days... that's when it's time to start fortifying.
rubberduckie94 13
I had a bite one time on my leg that swelled to the size of an orange. Very painful. I had to use a needle to poke holes in it and squeeze all the crap out of it.
Trainwizard 1
I want a pet tarantula. So I can freak out all my arachnophobic friends as it sits on my shoulder.
ryry013 6
YES. THEY WILL. THEY'LL EAT ME.
djsamixin 3
Not sure if its a myth but daddy long leg kinds are said to be the very venomous but can't pierce skin with tiny fangs... True?
kcsimon 0
Hahaha been there and done that. LOL!!!