Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a shoe to deal with it. Just as I jumped up to smush it, my idiot brother flicked the light off. I missed the spider, but it didn't miss my face as the impact caused it to fall. FML
Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
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hotPinklipstick 24
That's the problem with siblings, they joke so much that when you really do have a problem, like a spider on you head for instance, you can't believe them. It's like the boy who cried wolf.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
THEN YOU THREW IT ON THE GROUUUNNNNDDDDD >.
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Comments (98)
JayJavaMonsterr 10
EEEK! I hate spiders! I feel your pain! *shiver*
linkinpark98 24
Now just imagine thousands of teeny little spiders crawling up your legs.
linkinpark98 24
This makes me think of my brother and I. Except the thing on top of my head was a praying mantis.
manrock1896 0
My sister is scared of grasshopper
glvlballer 0
I have fell for those tricks so many times it's unbelievable!
elmo_08 0
You Just can't trust you siblings cuz they joke around like that so much!!! I hate it when they joke around like that and then the next day, what they were joking around about is TRUE!!!
SkoomaKi 28
At least he told you..
notjanedoe 27
Sort of like 'the boy who cried wolf', only in reverse.
MarkToast 19
I instinctively whacked the top of my head while reading this