Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
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Top comments
cudi504 4
How did you let them figure that out?
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
at least you have a big dick.
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Comments (185)
cudi504 4
How did you let them figure that out?
peasonearth 8
exactly my point.
LaughinStock 16
People do some crazy shit when they are bored.
somerandomdude19 2
Hahaha nice pic #1 xD
flamerocker 9
Gotta love college adventures!
flockz 20
like take off their shirt, spraypaint their skin white as possible, and snap a photo of themselves while throwing a gang sign right?
EvilPotato 15
I wanna try!
AnonymousTroll 2
Subliminal messaging is beast.
EmyB_fml 8
That's attractive
HideouslyHuman 10
Regarding anyone who posts about his picture,read his about me.
luvmerh8me 0
Love the pic!
JessalynVictoria 6
#1... I call bullshit. There is no way you are 24. Maybe 12 lmfao. If your gonna lie try to make it believable next time.
13FTW 9
91, If you are going to stalk someone read the entire profile so you don't sound like a moron.
13FTW 9
91, with that comment you have just walked into the world of idiots. They have been expecting you for a while though. Next time you stalk someone, take the time to read the entire profile. ******* moron.
13FTW 9
And so have I... **** the app for not showing my first comment being posted -__- I apologize.
SirMoose 0
#1, there's always the chance they did it whilst he was asleep.
stfu_bam 5
You do realize that it isn't really him in the picture right? Oh wait, you don't.
javierrrrm 12
Looks like gibby from iCarly
Havin 19
#20 For someone whos had 25 FMLs rejected you're pretty optimistic. You're pretty and optimistic! See what I did there?
koolkat27 13
20- you do know it's not him right? idiot.
that_band_nerd 22
To anyone like #97 let me explain. That picture is from the internet and is a part of a joke about sixth grade swag fags. He says it isn't him if you read his Bio and not just his age.
elk21dbm 18
And your friends were staring at your back for that long why??
iBanana 17
OP was probably in a bathing suit... Or he/she passed out naked at a party and just heard the news about a pimple penis sketch.
XxREXxX 0
i bet ur girlfriend likes that
EffinToofer 3
I say they were high.
anencephalic 14
What a pleasant anecdote to tell your grandchildren.
bacon1043 3
Anecdote - short strory. I'm so smart. XD
rattusrattus 19
Apart from not being able to type without fingers slipping onto neighbouring keys, stro.
lakaiskate 12
Tell your grandkids about your backnea
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
at least you have a big dick.
crazy_whitechick 6
I'm wondering if op was a girl or boy...
th4m4ster 6
he has 2 dicks now
borichick1 0
That must have sucked.
kamikrazy 6
Wow. Luckkyyyy
DairyQueen13 0
I hope they didn't figure this out in sharpie.
WCARlover 35
At least it's not a small one?
metalcoremaster 4
Love those bands
CoconutBread 0
Double fyl. you have back acne ANDit looks like a penis.
G0t4acked 8
I'm pretty sure everyone has back acne at one point or another. You sound like a dick.
KiddNYC1O 22
12- A dick for stating the obvious? Also, #9 is agreeing with op that their life sucks which is usually a good thing here on FML.
Emmy_The_Great 2
back acne= bacne! :D
rcloca 10
At least you don't have a penis on ur face.
ShyAnn29 15
Haha that reminds me of '10 things I hate about you' when the guy draws a penis on the other guys face!
AlexanderSilver 0
34- -Claps hands slowly-
NoahEibon 11
Like Squidward or Captain Knuckles on Spongebob and Flapjack!