Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my little brother. He was looking at me and says "so cool." I asked him what was so cool and he says "it's not that cool but, your eyebrow connects to your other eyebrow". FML
Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML
Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML
Today, my brother let his kids watch anime without even looking at what they chose. He assumed it was OK because it’s just foreign cartoons. He is now blaming me for his kids' trauma, because I wasn’t there to warn him that "The Promised Neverland" isn’t just a Peter Pan rip off. IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Someone answered their own question.
_Vamp_ 9
And you can't either gangsta beiber. It's past your bed time you silly goose.
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Comments (129)
yumsugarr 8
Having no eyebrows is hot .
Senior29 8
how about you shave yours then?
xxxkkxxx 0
and shave your mustache while you're at it
borntoperform 14
OP must be one hell of a heavy sleeper
enonymous 9
Whoa... Never shave a good mustache... Ever...
iEthan 5
You can't talk.
_Vamp_ 9
And you can't either gangsta beiber. It's past your bed time you silly goose.
alstbv12 13
31- Your hat might fit over that ridiculous hair if it was a bit larger.
gojira666 7
Kick his ass Seabass!
tylersign 11
Voldemort must be your favorite character.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Since this thread is full of random shit... I think I'll throw my own random input in. Chuck Norris cures cancer with his tears.
iEthan 5
36. Lmao. Comeback when you get a soul. Then you can talk to me. Kthxbaii
iEthan 5
42. It's on the back of my head you dumbass. Suck my blonde Balls. P.S. Don't choke.
Iskaria 0
Lovely, now we have two young sociopaths. (OP's little brother, and, the aptly named, 'Gangsta Beiber')
Adman567 9
31, 48, 49: you have balls? And i agree with 36 u sterotypical 9 year old. He may not have a soul, but at least he has a dick and doesnt look like a try hard justin bieber. Thar is all, thank you.
dre_bro11 12
People, that's how it goes. Shave your eyebrows off, then just draw them back on. As for 'iEthan', you're the first guy or ever seen say 'kthxbaii' before... And you're not fooling anyone with the name; you're just making Apple's iDevices look bad. 'kthxbaii'
zendaddy0 0
If it was anything but the new stuff on cartoon network I don't blame him
rawrkittyrawr 6
iEthan, fag, Bieber ( sorry for redundancy ) wtf are you 9 grow your boobs out before you talk shit As you say 'kthnxbai'
Super_Jill_ 1
Hey are you Emoboy-_- on psn? If so, I'm Super_Jill. xD
_Vamp_ 9
Tisk tisk little Beiberus. I have hairs on my balls older than you. You are so cool I just want to.... I just want to hold you. Wait... too much?
Bravo11 14
iEthan-Your default, in my opinion, is funnier than the FML itself. What look are you going for exactly?
dani212 0
Leave iEthan alone!!! Bitchy Gangsta Biebers need love too!
SanDiegoGirl111 3
LMFAO!!!
exleonhart 0
I like iEthans jowls. They are nice.
Bravo11 14
I'm sexy and I know it.
enonymous 9
42 wait that's his hat? Thought his dad was trying to hit him with a ping pong paddle
etnies123 5
Hello
funnyFMLSplz 0
I'm back!! No one probably remembers me but idc. Iethan.. You dont even look "gangsta" you look like a "fag" beiber 'kthxbai'
funnyFMLSplz 0
My damn comment got deleted
funnyFMLSplz 0
Alright moderators, you can stop deleting my comments. It's the second time in less than 10 minutes.
AndrewN16 6
How did he do it? Because the only way he could have would have been if u were asleep
Freeze_fml 17
Someone answered their own question.
kelsey_katie 17
Now, don't mean to him! He just had a moment.
enonymous 9
Inception happened to get him to do it.
Victoire_W 0
No shit Sherlock.
Jbfu 0
How did you type that sentence? Because the only way for you to do types is if you have a keyboard...
hannahcorrine 0
Are you ******* serious bro?
bassdredd 2
you let him get close enough to shave your eyebrows without you knowing...
abbyelizabeth 9
Older siblings need to realize we don't **** around. >:)
Mizz_FML 0
YDI, Cartoons are the best!
PrincessesCrown 17
Avatars the best! I would be pissed if I couldn't watch my cartoons on Sunday's!
Yetifoot 0
Avatar has been made into a TV show?
Daralea 21
The Last Air Bender. Not that blue people crap.
GennaSaysFYL 3
Revenge is sweet ;)
ArcadePie 10
That it is!
castrosabeast 7
Did you tell him 90's cartoons were better anyway?
shireeniee 8
Right? Cartoons today are shit.
gotaphd 6
they tottally ruined the bugs bunny episodes over the years, shortened them down a lot
bitchesbecrazy2 4
Shit, I'm in the first ten comments, so much pressure!
GennaSaysFYL 3
11- Sh*t, you've made my top ten list of people who annoy me! So much pressure! Congrats.
Freeze_fml 17
You're going to cry when you read your number.
MJJ5809 9
Winning
AndrewN16 6
Haha yeah but I thought he wpuld have woke up from that
exleonhart 0
I can't believe how much I hate you. :(
CHOMP3R 0
Should've listened :)
borntoperform 14
You just sat and let him?