Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a shoe to deal with it. Just as I jumped up to smush it, my idiot brother flicked the light off. I missed the spider, but it didn't miss my face as the impact caused it to fall. FML
Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
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hotPinklipstick 24
That's the problem with siblings, they joke so much that when you really do have a problem, like a spider on you head for instance, you can't believe them. It's like the boy who cried wolf.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
THEN YOU THREW IT ON THE GROUUUNNNNDDDDD >.
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Comments (98)
MasterE56 4
I would throw it on your brother!
So2011 4
You should believe your brother a little more. He's not going to be joking as much as he grows up.
MasterE56 4
Hatres gonna hate
niznor99 6
Spiders need lovin' too. Otherwise they might get sad and commit spidercide. Poor spiders :(
grahambertus 11
Why would you do that? He was telling the truth.
penguin_princess 0
28- because it's funny..(:
shanemaximo 7
Spiders are horrible little demons.
DeboDaGreat 3
Everytime you see a spider and let it live, it goes and tells its friends how nice you are and how easy it will be crawl in your mouth while you sleep
nic7973 23
hilarious!
DontClickOnMe 28
Uhh... is that supposed to be a picture of me? Cause you're really not making me look as smokin' hot as I really am.
npnptracking 7
#31, nobody gives a sh*t
paracommando 8
LOL
grahambertus 11
How insightful!
boydeee01 7
You almost got first. Sorry.
toenibbler 14
Arachnophobia is no good joke
piccalo 4
well it is..to those who don't have that..
lebronesque73091 12
How would you not feel it?
msmidnight1965 12
Uhhh 58... I doubt OP had a tarantula on their head.... Even then you'd barely feel it....
hotPinklipstick 24
That's the problem with siblings, they joke so much that when you really do have a problem, like a spider on you head for instance, you can't believe them. It's like the boy who cried wolf.
coletrain11 5
The boy who cried spider. Terrifying tale.
Andr913 13
The boy who cried BLACK WIDOW spider. That's pretty scary. "Help! I'm paralyzed!"
SaturnV 25
The boy who cried wolf spider (can't believe no one said it before me). Those things are terrifying - huge AND black/hairy.
tbone87 1
Like limbo slice
snowmount07 6
I hate spiders
eminemop 0
I think the scene from "Lord Of The Rings" where Frodo's about to be devoured by a huge spider ruined spiders for me.
ErinBeam 1
Thats when you throw a fake cockroach in the tub while he's taking a bath and have him shit himself.
Meme1988 18
But its not the little brother's fault, He did not put the spider on the op's head!
AnagenisisZagus 13
Maybe she is suggesting OP do this just to be douche. As a wise man once said, "If you are in a rut, take everyone down with you." -Ghandi Or was that me?
rubberduckie94 13
The spider just wanted your curds and whey you were eating.
melissaxo3 1
how did you not feel it?
HannahMarshall 6
Could have been a small spider or op has a lot of hair.
piccalo 4
Spiders are not always like those in harry potter.
GoW_Chick 15
Bloody hell, I always cringed when I see those spiders, and when they started coming out and chasing them I started yelling at the tv, "Run! They're right behind, oh god, and above you, they're everywhere!" I may have overreacted to it just a tiny bit, but I really don't like spiders, and especially the idea that there could be a gigantic one in a cave somewhere like they portray in movies.
sinking_fish 12
64- It's okay, I covered my eyes with my hands and then buried my face into my lap during the spider scenes.. I really don't like the little eight-legged monsters!!!
MandyMeow_fml 18
That is why you never joke around when it comes to spiders.
Meme1988 18
Thats hard, because they usually lie, but you could not realise if its true from the way he said it ?