somuchforthat
Australia
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
gaggin
Beverly Hills, United States
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
igotpride
United States
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Anonymous
Warman, Canada
Juicy breakfast
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
dre_bro11
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Act of kindness
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
dirtbikeguy
Chicago, United States
Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States
Top o' the mornin' to ya
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Spiderchick
Germany
Hmmmm, breakfast
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
spiderinmylips
United States
Tasty snack
Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML
HighasaCloud
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
yuckspider
United States
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
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Domonator 16
Spider: Today I was taking a walk, minding my own business, when a heartless giant bit my leg off. FML
lexuality 0
euuuuuuurrrrggghhh. i had a friend who had the same experiance. gross. fyl.
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lexuality 0
euuuuuuurrrrggghhh. i had a friend who had the same experiance. gross. fyl.
Hanban 0
Aren't they SpiderPeople now? :D
elledubb 0
I would be scared for life!!
reyemrein 0
really elledub? you would be scared for life if you found out that you ate something that billions of other people eat everyday?
brianred5 0
supposedly it's supposed to be common for most humans to experience this at some point int their lifetime. fyl though
ey3seecold 0
dude never have a gay roomate seems your mouth is wide open when u sleep. what's worse than a spider is a centipede u bite half off the other half remains alive in you !!
AkihiroHattori5 0
Then you'd be even more scared to find out that the average human ingests 8 spiders in their lifetime while they're sleeping lol
BRMC_fml 0
Actually, that's not true. It is literally impossible to determine that with any test. What would a scientist do, monitor a group of people for their entire lives and count how many spiders they eat? Even if it could be tested (which it hasn't), it's now a proven fact that that number (8 spiders) was made up, seriously, google that myth.
sam411411 0
is your name spiderman?
JustStopSucking 0
41 says **** the internet bullshit statistcs. bravo.
sourgirl101 29
But a roach would! Maybe it's not a spider's leg after all. It smelled the food between your teeth since you forgot to brush! Free protein.
bubbles987 0
ew! that means he ate the spider! grody!!!!
VittiChan 2
sorry I didntvget 2 finish lol anyways just to prove that EVERYONE does this and not just this person they need 2 watch for their whole life 1 or 2 more people. FAIL.
datgo321 0
41 ur an ass. way to just call him out like a dickhole would
whataloadofbull 0
Omnomnomnomnomnom
blankettt 0
No way, Einstein! Also, OP, did you take the leg to your secret laboratory that is hidden in the wall behind your toy box to test it? You must have, since you're positive it was a spider.
blankettt 0
That was at #76 bubbles987
jinky58 0
98 made my day
Tuptup_fml 0
Did you finish it? I heard they're good with some parmazan.
DonkeyDelight 0
Humans eat spiders all the time in their sleep , it's not really a big deal.
jacobkearns 0
Spiders are smart enough to not crawl into a nice warm spot (which is there favorite conditions)? Fool.
jt0070 0
the average person eats 6 spiders every night
zdizzle123 0
how do you know it was a spider leg??? haha @_@ confused...
themikal 0
A person like me never get this problem, cause im never sleeping. Too much action ;)
icall_BS 0
Everyone eats at least 8-9 spiders during their sleep in their lifetime. Get over, I actually felt the spider going down my throat once.. It felt as if it was desperately trying to crawl out of my mouth.
babiicakess 0
#98 made my day also :D
TheSpoof 0
no it does happen and it is common. what 41 is saying is that there is no way to determine how many times it happens in a lifetime
Trevv 0
Coulda been an eyelash...
waNgEmsauCe 0
ROFL ^WIN
pertained 12
nomnomnom
redsox4021 0
YOU GUYS THINK tHAT'S NASTY? In sugar plantations and lots of other food distributors getspiders and insects in the foodnthey just get mixed around. in reality you eat about 50 spiders/insects
deng314 0
eww, I remember reading something a long time ago that discussed how people will eat spiders and insects in their sleep, and how many they will eat in their lifetime. Effing nasty, but you can't control what you do while you are sleeping. Ewww, thanks for reminding me about all that. Keep your home clean, reduce ur chances buddy.
blackllama 0
No it's true.
SeasonedSausage 0
I thought it was only true for people who only sleep with their mouth open that they will swallow atleast 8 spiders in their lifetime.
monnanon 14
thats why i used to sleep with my duvet over my mouth as a kid if i had a cold, i was so paranoid about swallowing a spider.
purplemnm 9
24, what's a duvet?
Dagon8 0
The top fluffy blanket or quilt on a bed.
James25_fml 0
#31. A comforter. It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and I want to know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense? No. What are we, then? Consumers
xocourtxo 0
well it's everyone it says you eat spiders atleasttt 5 per year.... it's just natural
boatkicker 5
Yes they are. I've woken up with a spider in my mouth before. It was a whole spider, and very much alive. Sorta freaked me out a bit. I'm over it now though.
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Am I the only one who noticed that killerj didn't say spider?..........
sdillon0991 0
Clearly Chacha is all knowing. I'm not saying that that isn't correct, but come on. Really? Chacha isn't infallible.
scotiakitty 0
HAHA, same!
z4opv14 0
Oh my god, that must suck @@"
CrimsonWolf1294 0
*gag*
Ankhurth 0
can't stop lol'ing with the OP experiance!!! ahahahaha!!! *eats a spider* hahahaha!!
KurouTenshi 0
spiderwoman!! >:D
aRm95 0
that's true #4. but that's hard to even explain because we don't eat spiders on a regular basis, which h makes it sound worse than it already is.
Domonator 16
Spider: Today I was taking a walk, minding my own business, when a heartless giant bit my leg off. FML
elledubb 0
lmfao!!!
its_me_123 0
lmao at this!!! OP, it's not the end of the world - the spider's leg could've been IN your mouth - now that's an FML!
Heartbreakher 0
Win haha. Op I think I would be more grossed out If it were a cockroach now that would make me puke.
honestlove11 0
HAHAHA! newbestfriend?
jinky58 0
I love his profile pic too this dude is a champ
spaceydude 0
Dont feel bad OP, most people eat spiders in their sleep they just don't know it.
ColdGold 6
What I strange thing to find in your mouth. FML only if you mated with it before you ate it. Then, you'd be spiderwoman.
jellyfishdelight 0
Were you pretending to be Bear Gryills in your sleep?
elledubb 0
omg I LOVE that show.. and everyone makes fun of me for it! and now I found someone that make a reference about!! wanna be best friends? lol