Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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Top comments
xMrAndyTranx 4
why're you complaining now everyone knows you're a great ****
furburger 0
Just "liking" it leaves a lot of things in question. Like father, like son? She likes it like that too? She's glad you finally got laid? She's appreciative of your girlfriend's alliteration?
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Comments (118)
xMrAndyTranx 4
why're you complaining now everyone knows you're a great ****
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
good ol Facebook, destroying relationships since 2004
VinegarStrokes 0
You do realize you can delete wall posts, right? YDI for sure.
VinegarStrokes 0
Obviously. God.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
good ol Facebook, destroying relationships since 2004
chippa 24
He obviously didn't see it immediately after she posted it to his Wall.
chippa 24
Yeah, like, tots obvs, pffft.
BikeAllDay818 6
true that!!
master_blaster 0
get some? lol
CabZ_fml 0
exactly, more like " F*CK YES ", you probably have a great relationship with your mom too.. so be happy mofacka.
Healtopia 0
AWKWARD
PattisonDaStud 0
toats
Ur1Temptazian 0
Hahaha...that's awesome!!
funktown 2
Facebook is truly idiot proof. Smart girl you got there lol
KVloveBC 0
OP, how come you have your mom on your FB?
Just_Because17 0
thats exactly what i was thinking!!
CameronJak 0
I guess dogs think alike :D
tamoodielovesmar 1
ur boobs r hanging out of ur shirt.....no shame *sigh*
subzerojosh 0
to ugly put a damn shirt on
chimpsndip 0
Pop goes the weasel
dre_bro11 12
...and other fun microwave games. Sorry, had to do it.
Sylverstone 2
At least you got great sex, OP.
banana_buddy 6
I was replying to another comment that got deleted in case anyone's wondering wtf I'm going on about.
kyrarox 0
oh how lovely!
chimpsndip 0
346th
cancer27 2
Looooooooool that's good thing all the hot girls now will know that ur great in bed :))
boopityboppity 11
You can remove posts from your wall. Perhaps OP meant "status update," or perhaps it was just too late. Regardless, your girlfriend dropped the ball.
llamagangster 0
Your mom is awesome.
Loveheart 0
Maybe he was writing it about your mum?