Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I was sexiled so that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked it over, and he asked me to come back. I guess he should have mentioned he'd had sex with someone else before I came back. FML
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conman531 23
And they weren't even kind enough to invite you to the wedding
JessieTaft 17
I'm sorry OP! I hope you broke up with him and find someone you deserve soon!
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Comments (70)
mr_t_07 10
Surprise!!!
gamermonster 34
Surprise! You got voted the **** down for posting an unneeded comment
oiler 21
Surprise! so did you for posting something as stupid @44
gamermonster 34
I know oiler ;) just wanted to mention that to him :)
NotCharlieRost 15
why did 44 get down voted? It was needed in my opinion but maybe I'm wrong
EverestMelting 23
Clearly, you're better off moving on and trying to find a new roommate when lease is up.
robsic66 14
Well now you'll have the place to yourself once you kill your boyfriend and roommate
oiler 21
calm down satan
deathshead 19
he cant be satan, my cats satan.
KK3137 31
Satan can come in many forms..
JessieTaft 17
I'm sorry OP! I hope you broke up with him and find someone you deserve soon!
lurker_no_more 13
The wording "had a boyfriend" leads me to believe that she did in fact break up with him :)
BWARD51 12
I literally lol'd at this.
Tripartita 45
No, no, no, I'm sure it was metaphorical laughter.
conman531 23
And they weren't even kind enough to invite you to the wedding
higgysaurus 18
What kind of boyfriend doesn't invite you to his own wedding with a different person??? I would break up with him.
darksoul43 11
Wow what a douchebag. You're better off without a cheating bastard like him.
BellaP13 24
Dump him and fast OP. And if you can get a new room mate asap
FSGInsainity 15
and they didn't when invite you?! How rude!
amberthebear 7
wow! what a jerk! you are better off without him anyways