Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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PuffDaddy395 3
Some manscaping is in place…
khaya 9
Just like a lawn mower.
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Comments (191)
bugger9286 5
Which is why I'm keeping my jungle removed. Besides, bet you demand that she has her bush trimmed. Don't demand her being trimmed if you don't wanna do it yourself, sissy. Which is why it's your fault and you deserve no sympathy from anyone.
sunflower226 0
YDI for having pubes. shave that shit!
kristentatum 0
That's disgusting.
kabbyswartz 0
I'm sorry, but if your girlfriend has braces, she is probably too young to be giving a ********. Go hang out at the movies and basketball games like normal grade-school couples.
maackenzie 9
You're an idiot. People can get braces at a huge variety of ages. People who are 30 can have braces, not just little kids still in middle school.
raymaster1103 6
Ewww
maackenzie 9
Maybe she did it on purpose to give you some motivation to actually shave or trim. Especially if your dick hair is long enough to get caught in braces.
AcidLacedBong 5
Serves you right! You should be clean shaven anyway!! Giving and receiving oral is always better sans pubic hair!
ajeyness 10
they just have a mind of their own
Mikeshane12 1
lol there is more "you totally deserved it" than there are "I agree,your life sucks "
silvergaze 1
Guys shouldn't shave... Its not your fault bro don't worry!
maackenzie 9
He could at least trim so that doesn't happen. But there's nothin wrong with a nice clean shaved guy.