Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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PuffDaddy395 3
Some manscaping is in place…
khaya 9
Just like a lawn mower.
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Comments (191)
djphoenix18 1
Doesnt matter had sex.
520kzk 2
Actually sounds like she gave him head. Doesn't matter either way. :p
HetaliaFreak 10
41- Oral sex is still sex.
mismonroe 0
Oral SEX? Damn you. Beat me to it. You win this oral sex round.
patzz12 0
That's a very interesting way that I wouldn't want to happen for me
TurdFurgeson04 3
Why weren't you shaved in the first place?
Toowoo 3
Thats what i was just wondering.!. It wouldnt have happened if that derp would've shaved.
SettoFail 9
Why does he have to shave? Besides getting it pulled out by braces.
tennis06 7
why don't you shave? unsanitary!!!
every1luvsboners 11
If you're planning on having a jungle down there you need to find a woman with dentures.
mismonroe 0
Lesson learned from personal experience?
every1luvsboners 11
Traumatic as last Wednesday was, I can forget about it if you can.
mismonroe 0
I'm not sure, I just pulled my vibrator out and my imagination is out of control.
Pelreskovich 11
Wouldn't be a problem if you shaved it in the first place. Take care of yourself.
strack94 6
If shes got braces she's too young for you bro.
renesmeebb 0
People have braces at any age, dumbass!!
lexif96 0
Hey 56, it's called a joke. Learn about it.
kerrwoof 13
Hey, atleast you know for next time to have them shaved or trimmed off! Sometimes you have to find things out the hard way...
maackenzie 9
If there is a next time that is.
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
If your gonna be getting action...shave it...in written guy rule
Fmlsea 28
bright side at least u gained an inch lol . braces and hair don't go together you should of shaved a long time ago . ( keep it clean not everyone like hair ).