Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mortified
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Tyler
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
gjh
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
notyourmom
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
sasquatch
Katonah, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Anonymous
Saint Leonards, United Kingdom
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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PuffDaddy395 3
Some manscaping is in place…
khaya 9
Just like a lawn mower.
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Comments (191)
GoW_Chick 15
At least she didn't circumcise you this time, I bet you can't wait for her braces to come off.
ClassyCommando 13
It's only a matter of time before some horny genius invents "Penis-Friendly" braces that won't catch on a man's wedding tackle.
epyk_pryncess 8
35- it's called "invisalign".... Way ahead of you bro. :)
Enslaved 38
I started off with "invisalign" and they didn't work for me. So, I ended up with the standard (clear) braces. I have /never ever/ had problems giving head by scraping or cut my guy but I can see a problem if the girl is not doing it correctly. On a side note....The amount of waxing and tweezing, I have done to feel as if I'm at my sexiest to be on display, just for the OP to bitch about one or two hairs being pulled? No sympathy!!!!! **I'm just kidding. I know it hurt! :P
epyk_pryncess 8
180- I like how you think!
kimmi41509 10
If your pubes are long and curly enough to get caught in braces, you should have probably shaved or trimmed anyway.
chellyX92 8
If the chick can deep T the hair is right there.
kimmi41509 10
Yeah but if it was short it wouldn't get caught in braces. Trust me I had them for 4 years lol
hancatk 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
if she has braces... she's too young for you bro .
vansandtans 3
You can get braces at any age dumbass.
Bozone 7
Huh? I know people in their thirties who have braces . Nice try though I guess .
YMCMBlover 4
Really? It's from Jersey Shore! Duuuh.
renesmeebb 0
Ummm... Just to let you know. I've heard of people who are in their late thirties with braces!!! Dumbfuck!!
skittihorse 8
48- See number 31.
YMCMBlover 4
He's not stupid. It's from Jersey shore.
GoW_Chick 15
If it's from jersey shore than it is stupid...
YMCMBlover 4
I think it's funny. You don't like that show?
maackenzie 9
No one should like that show.
YMCMBlover 4
Right. Well obviously some people do.
4Legend 0
Ugh I hate that show, I'm from New Jersey and people are always comparing the actual inhabitants to the show's cast. It's very demeaning and my friends and I really couldn't hate this show anymore.
missyengland 0
Your dumb there are like 50 year olds with braces...
Skyrizzle23 0
There's no point to Jersey Shore. They get paid to act like idiots.
_Oblivion_ 12
^ and overly dramatic ******
zombicidal 11
"its not stupid its from the Jersey shore" single most moronicly humorous sentence ever
Sinforme17 0
Awful Jersey Shore comment is awful.. A retarded monkey could create a better show than that.
YMCMBlover 4
Number 140.. I have no idea what that means
iCanMakeYoBEDROC_fml 0
Then*
KaskStunter 4
Ok, you got a *******, stop bragging.
somewizdom 15
OP take a hint. She's probably not a fan of pubic hair.
ToeJams 0
I don't know who got it worse, you for getting your pubes ripped out or your girlfriend getting your pubes stuck in her mouth
cBlackout 13
I'm sure she enjoyed that as much as you did.
astralvagan 20
Oh wow op..... Just wow.....
HetaliaFreak 10
This was such an insightful comment.
SettoFail 9
Braces and head just shouldn't go together.
xaer0babiix0 0
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If she still has braces, she's too young for you bro.
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
That's exactly what 20 said...exactly...
CaptainPickles72 18
You're too stupid to comment, bro. Better luck next time!