Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mortified
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Tyler
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
gjh
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
notyourmom
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
sasquatch
Katonah, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Anonymous
Saint Leonards, United Kingdom
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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PuffDaddy395 3
Some manscaping is in place…
khaya 9
Just like a lawn mower.
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Comments (191)
kaysegal 0
She's obviously too young for you bro!
maackenzie 9
You're obviously an idiot.
imtooshy 18
you wouldn't eat off of a dirty plate right? Thats why you always gotta keep the "Fine China" clean cause you NEVER know when its time to feast! Nothing more attractive than a man that keeps himself clean and ready....just saying :)
maackenzie 9
No truer words have been spoken.
Dracoboxer357 36
Nice analogy, well put. :)
missyengland 0
Haha that's your fault keep your hair under control and the won't help
CaptainPickles72 18
I really do hate these FML's that mix braces and sex! Because you know all the idiots who think braces are only for kids or teens are gonna come out and say "if she has braces, then she's too young for you bro". 1. Anyone can get braces... and I mean ANYONE! I have seen many grannies have braces and I bet she wasn't too young for me, bro. 2. Even if she is young, they could be the same age, or she could even be older than him! I had a GF that had braces and she was a year older than me. Is that too young for me? 3. Saying bro along with the "too young" comment makes you look like a Grade-A douche-bag. Rant over...
icanhazblivions 1
women get brazilians all the time. don't care.
that1skaterxX 0
Nom nom nom
ihatemylife10000 0
Umm ur girlfriend? You shouldn't be having sexual activity until ur married >:( people these days...
sillytiger91 9
i did that to my boyfriend once...
imtooshy 18
LMAO @ 124.
mysterion6 0
Did I tell you about the worst BJ I ever got? It was awesome.
CaptainPickles72 18
I don't wanna ask, but I'm curious...
Dracoboxer357 36
Lol, 138, that was the whole joke. :) (Translation: Any oral sex is awesome.)