Today, my sister makes more money masturbating for anonymous perverts online than I do with an honest job, and she works less hours. She just bought a house for £160,000 without a mortgage; I rent a council house. She has a 20 Plate Land Rover; I have a Nissan micra FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister and I were talking about our salaries. She just graduated from university and will start working soon. It turns out that she'll earn more money than me. I have been working for 4 years. However, my earnings are still less than those of a worker with no experience. FML
Today, my psycho sister came home. Why did she leave? To manipulate my parents to let her live here rent free. My mother built her a new bedroom, twice the size of my unit, so she can fuck my ex with privacy. She earns 4 times what I do, but doesn't have to pay rent. I own the house with mum. FML
Today, I have a good job, good credit, no outstanding loans or credit card debt, good savings and so on, yet when I applied for a mortgage for a £100,000 house, I was offered a measly £35,000. What the fuck should I buy with that, a second hand wet cardboard box? FML
Today, my younger sister, who lives at home and worked 1 day a week at the gym, got her unemployment card. I work at a hospital, on the frontlines, with COVID-19 patients. I don't get hazard pay. She now makes more than me in a week by sitting at home watching Netflix, while I risk my life every day to help people. FML
Today, it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML
Today, I saw that a girl on Twitter made $1.5 million just from OnlyFans and she's only 19. Meanwhile, I'm 21 and working two jobs just to afford school and pay my bills. FML
Today, I found my sister online after over a year of no contact. Our other sister framed her, getting our parents to kick out and disown her. Her childhood sweetheart and his mom took her in, and is now living a life of luxury with them abroad, while we live off government checks, which BARELY cover bare basics. FML
Today, my brother got his very first paycheck and blew it all on weed and a godawful tattoo, whereas I have been saving steadily for three years. Yet according to mum and dad, I'm the one who is irresponsible with money, because if I was being responsible I'd have enough for my own house by now. FML
Today, my friend who doesn’t pay bills, still lives at her parent’s rent free, and hasn't finished her Associate’s is debating what color she should order her iPhone 13 in. Meanwhile, I have a Master’s, pay an astronomical amount in mortgage and bills, and still have the iPhone 8. FML
Today, my mother's blatant favouritism of my little brother hit an all time high when she got him his dream car for his 18th birthday, to the tune of £7000. Do you know what she got me for my 18th last year? £10 in a card and a bottle of cheap wine that she ended up drinking herself. FML
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Top comments
Iifa 7
So what? - she does her life, you should handle yours. Regardless of you opinion and judgement, she concentrates on her choices and you should start doing same for yourself. Nobody else's success or failure is yours to judge and gossip about it. You seem bitter, jealous and upset that someone close to you isn't suffering same hardships you are which is quite a toxic trait
Boyufd 25
why not give it a try instead of complaining?
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Boyufd 25
why not give it a try instead of complaining?
Iifa 7
So what? - she does her life, you should handle yours. Regardless of you opinion and judgement, she concentrates on her choices and you should start doing same for yourself. Nobody else's success or failure is yours to judge and gossip about it. You seem bitter, jealous and upset that someone close to you isn't suffering same hardships you are which is quite a toxic trait
mattiagardin 15
Yeah but dignity doesn't have a price. Also we already knew that living as a woman is far easier
Yudith 28
Sooo not true. We know her career will last only as long as she doesn't have a wrinkle on her face, she gets to be sexually harassed, she has to pay more for less of the hygienic products she has to use, her haircuts are more expensive just because she's a woman, and she gets to be mansplained to by pricks who write "women have it easier" on the Internet.
dewoe 14
Wow easy on the vinegar now
RichardPencil 32
So, you want us to feel sorry for you because you're bad at masturbating?
Jon Tessler 14
wow, you sound jealous of her. try being happy for her, because with most of the worlds economy's not back to pre-pandemic levels, a lot of people(Male and Female) have turned to sites like only fans to make money.
Anderling 33
Sex work IS actual work, as evidenced by your sister’s wages.
dasin 18
id argue her job is more honest, baring the naked truth.
spinningrecords 14
You deserve your lot.
Nazmazh 18
What makes her work any less honest than anyone else's? She undoubtedly has plenty of things she has to do to maximize her income that aren't exactly billable hours, and she has no guarantee of success when she is actively engaged in the primary activity of her work. Not exactly the most enviable role to be in, without even getting into people's personal feelings on the work itself.
NHDAD45 2
whats her handle😉😂