Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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Top comments
maryic4ever 19
If you're gonna shave your pubes especially at someone else's house, make sure you clean up everything. No one likes to walk into the shower and see a bunch of pubes
Killz268 18
just say the scary pube monster was trying to get you in the shower.. she'll just forget about it in 15 minutes anyways
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Comments (31)
Killz268 18
just say the scary pube monster was trying to get you in the shower.. she'll just forget about it in 15 minutes anyways
fireandshadows 12
Nice
maryic4ever 19
If you're gonna shave your pubes especially at someone else's house, make sure you clean up everything. No one likes to walk into the shower and see a bunch of pubes
chaseafterwind82 29
Why, WHY couldn't you have waited to shave your pubes? :-)
TheLawIsHere 23
What possible reason could you have in which in needed to shave your pubes as soon as possible?
A07 48
Probably OP needed to send a dick pic
Isandri 29
I would admit that i was shaving, becsuse now, your grandma might be scared to be broken into again, lots of unnecessary stress :(
chaseafterwind82 29
You could've said you'd trimmed the hair on your head, and then washed out loose hairs.
limegreenpoopie 31
So....why didn't you clean it up?
beeferjay 34
just tell her, she'll forget in a few minutes anyway you played along like a cotton headed ninnymuggins, lol
corky1992 33
Better to have just admitted it than put your grandma into panic mode.
DeltaDragonxx 20
how to **** are you always so early to these things.