Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML
Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML
Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3-hour drive home. FML
Today, my fiancée wrecked my car so I had to use my other car to pick her up. Ten minutes after I did, my other car broke down in the middle of the road and I had to get it towed. My insurance covers none of these incidents. FML
Today, while on my way to work, I had a tire blowout. I got the car towed and borrowed my mom’s so that I could still get to work. Her car seized and died on the expressway ramp. It’s not in any tow truck’s jurisdiction. FML
Today, I watched my car roll backwards on the freeway, while attached to the tow truck that I was sitting in. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Did you need to call a tow truck for the tow truck?
FindingYujin 26
Hope you have insurance! It clearly wasn't your fault anyway so if not they'll have to pay for it.
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Comments (56)
FindingYujin 26
Hope you have insurance! It clearly wasn't your fault anyway so if not they'll have to pay for it.
rocker_chick105 31
Hitted?
JMichael 26
21- an attempt at the past tense of hit. Sadly it was a failed attempt.
euphoricness 28
27, don't you mean a faileded attempt?
JMichael 26
Oh yes..how silly of me.
incoherentrmblr 22
That's Allstate's stand... Are you in good hands?...
Welshite 40
Did you need to call a tow truck for the tow truck?
Wizardo 34
I'm imagining progressively bigger toe trucks coming for the fallen one before it.
MrRazzle 4
Then come the foot trucks and the sock trucks and finally... the shoe trucks!
Wizardo 34
Yeah autocorrect turned itself into an autocowreck and left me with toe, realised it too late.
EternalTime 7
Towception
fuckyourlifeOP 25
#18 Heh... progressive.
mattjamt 16
I think you need another tow truck...
larrybudd 6
Ahhhh nothing like the Holidays to brighten your mood....
thief1434 23
You may need another tow-truck! But FYL!
Kyuzomi 12
That's been commented twice, so no need to establish it again.
iAlissa 34
25, he could've commented that before he saw someone else had beaten him to it. Happens to me all the time. Relax.
ebonyirony 29
Don't be a bitch online.
Zomg_Okay 27
25 - The comments you mentioned were posted 1 and 2 minutes before 5's post. They were most likely posted while 5 was reading the FML and moving down to comment. Seeing as the comments aren't updated in real time I think we can give 5 a pass.
thief1434 23
Yeah, I didn't see the other comments until after I posted mine. ._.
cryssycakesx3 23
I'll forgive you, thief.
psycheiris13 20
Adding insult to injury. Good luck OP, I hope you have insurance.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
That does suck
mcrepas 19
Living up to the name "wrecker service" I suppose.
touch_phobia 13
ouch! Hopefully the towing was no charge
SnoochBoochie 14
Who was driving the truck? Last time I saw a Tow-Jam it was with Earl.. That lazy bastard.