Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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PuffDaddy395 3
Some manscaping is in place…
khaya 9
Just like a lawn mower.
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Comments (191)
doorick 4
haha you're lucky she even went down on you knowing she has to tackle a forest as well. shave that shit bro.
lexif96 0
If she's got braces, she's too young for you bro.
FalconCrunch 4
She did you a favor, you uncivilized barbarian.
fentron 3
Why FYl? Shes the one with pubes stuck in her teeth.
linkinpark98 24
Exactly what I was thinking...
surfnshred 2
never forget to shave the pubes but at least you got it in
EmperorXing 0
I'd she still has braces, she's too young for you bro.
Ozuru 11
YDI for ******** and braces...
Johnny6speed 0
It's not playoff time yet. Why were you growing you're playoff beard?
Johnny6speed 0
And yes I am aware of the incorrect usage of your
lolyeahthatsme 11
That must of hurt. But I will never really know, which i good;)
pinkrazrgirl247 5
If she has braces, she's too young for you bro.
lolyeahthatsme 11
God why does every one keep repeating what 20 said? It's not like it will be funnier from some one else.
bitter3ulogy 0
How about you shut up now?