Anonymous
United States
Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Username
United States
Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
Today, at work, our new chef managed to start a grease fire. We couldn’t put it out because he managed to splash the flaming grease onto the fire extinguisher. Yes, we couldn’t put out a fire because our fire extinguisher was on fire. The fire department guys just laughed and laughed. FML
firefighter
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Red alert
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
I followed her orders!
United States
Technically…
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
funfettifirework
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I almost got our office burned down by plugging the wrong charger into a laptop cooling fan. Tried to hide the incident and kept it casual but the smoke detector led it to my area and everyone knew I was the culprit. I'm a new hire too. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Not the brightest star
Today, I watched on camera as my son tried to light a bonfire and set fire to my shed. Props to him, he ran to get my mini fire extinguisher from the car, but he pulled the pin then THREW THE EXTINGUISHER INTO THE FIRE. The dumb SOB thought mini extinguishers worked like grenades. FML
hanmart
United States
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
needs_another_loan
United States
Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Top comments
kyuuketsukikurai 8
On the plus side, you've got great reason to get the "office tough guy" fired.
DalPozzo13 10
He must think you're hot
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Rickilynn1 10
Stop drop and roll!
AyeTee77 18
Just realized how great of a way this would be for bosses to tell their employees they're fired....with a fire extinguisher.
imepelepticsir 5
use your fire extinguisher on him?
Michael_92 20
@13 so instead of "your fired" which takes a little over a second to say you suggest that a boss uses a fire extinguisher?? That's such a waste of time and money. Just saying.
gojira666 7
Ya im thinking it was a joke pal
Pr0metheus 7
Wait you mean that all comments posted here aren't meant to be serious? Crazy
drewfus2 6
Would he rather have been on fire first? Because that can be arranged.
kyuuketsukikurai 8
On the plus side, you've got great reason to get the "office tough guy" fired.
tygerarmy 35
I'm guessing he wasn't fired. Do it back. Retaliate. Or you'll keep being a victim.
girl112891 7
Or press charges. He's a bully and shouldn't get away with it!
bananabuttercup 8
Definitely should be fired! You're not supposed to use them on people. You're supposed to use a wool blanket on a person whose on fire.
ProjeKtSC2 8
Wow... Sounds like a sick place to work having an "office tough guy" that's seriously one of the most retarded things I've heard hahah
Pentium_4 27
he should be fired, if there is any sense of justice
TourettesGuyFTW 26
...out of a cannon.
Chad_the_Brony 0
When he gets fired, use a fire extinguisher on his way out of the office. Then promptly get an AVO out on him. He'll definently want revenge.
tobyy22 0
I like your profile pic. So true. And willy wonka just makes it better!
jerseyboy732 16
Set fire to his front lawn... I mean obviously he likes using fire extinguishers.
ClassyCommando 13
Just make sure you're not using a cross as firewood... people can get the wrong idea.
3000dream 3
**** that..... Set his house on fire!!!
marinus_fml 20
Maybe your smart arse comments were "on fire!"
xSonic 9
If only yours were
Bigmoneyshotz 0
I pick thing up I put them down!
DalPozzo13 10
He must think you're hot
ICATiger 13
I'd take that as a complement.....
ClassyCommando 13
Really? How would it complete you?
phatdaddy62 23
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Michael_92 20
Really? I would be pretty ticked off if someone tried that with me.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I think it'd be funny as hell.. It's just a practical joke. Nothing malicious about it.
mama2b3 20
He was just practicing for if you ever were on fire. That's very considerate, you should be grateful :)
kickuwithmyfist 1
That's cute... I remember my first beer..
BeefyQueef 5
That's cute. I remember when I quoted lines from movies that had nothing to do with the current subject.
kickuwithmyfist 1
Lol someone's not getting any! Why don't you Do me a favor and go hump a pole! Ok champ
BeefyQueef 5
Oh shiiiiit! That one was really good. Go hump a pole? The clever comebacks people come up with these days.
kickuwithmyfist 1
Oh man, you're way too cool for me.:)
BeefyQueef 5
My point exactly.
DayAndNite 8
So what movies did you used to quote?