Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
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PuffDaddy395 3
Some manscaping is in place…
khaya 9
Just like a lawn mower.
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Comments (191)
ibelieb6 0
Oh god that's disgusting >.
anjala83 0
lmfao!!
NerdsWillRule 3
So isn't that a plucking?
alexup24 13
why didn't she use a razor???
draegbomb 5
Hopefully you didn't kiss her when she had your nut hair hanging from her teeth?
trancechicken 0
Maybe, she was trying to find your penis so she trimmed it for you. Take a hint
CaptainPickles72 18
What hint? That he needs to trim/shave or that he has a small penis since according to you "she was trying to find your penis"? Long pubes and a small love stick do not go well together!
trancechicken 0
Amen to that.
kasparian 0
Hasn't something exactly like this been posted before...?
lucins 7
Guys, shave please! We like it with no hair!
CocoMisa6210 7
HAHAHAHAHAH it would have hurt a lot less if you had only shaved ur icky nuts lol
Sab0026 0
Wow... You're a douche for at least not respecting her enough to shave your shit down there. She did that for you and you didn't even try to make it enjoyable to her. She must have felt horrible.... Asshole.