ManchotDesAndes
Bezons, France
Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML
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makkarari 18
You always look at the fingers when they come toward you! Always! You can't trust those little minions!
timb1234 13
At least it wasn't poo
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Comments (78)
tossaway2321 5
You need to burn your mouth now
iLike2Teabag 27
It's just a booger
buckstop1 37
"Just"
CAC_Boomerang 24
With a comment like that #1, maybe it's you who needs to "burn" their mouth.
iLike2Teabag 27
Trust me, there are far worse things to have in your mouth than a booger.
Jason89 16
i agree with #43, could have been shit lol
ana_lee_bonde 17
I dont think he was being serious about burning his mouth. It was intended as an expression of disgust.
saba_ajira 29
Ah, always be sure to check everything first when you have kids, OP.
littleteapot 21
My 2 year old just taught me this lesson.
makkarari 18
You always look at the fingers when they come toward you! Always! You can't trust those little minions!
xleanne_aLly 23
Another thing I have learned to do with my future kids. Thank you FML community, from saving me from tons of future submissions.
timb1234 13
At least it wasn't poo
booze_n_bitches 37
When I was about three I ran naked to find my mum, she kissed my baby bum cheek [that's normal - I saw it on a baby lotion advert] when I said I'd found her because we had run out of toilet paper...
jsp16 24
Looks like you're still naked in your photo. Things never change.
Retaheki 27
Oh my lord the burn is too powerful.
KinkyMissBinky 23
Tip, don't put anything a small child is pointing at you in your mouth. Fyl Op.
MDoremis 38
Eww. I suppose it could have been worse, though.
bearstyle22 11
ahh parenthood
hedgedcats 19
Hopefully she just laughs and forgets.
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
I'm sure she will since she's only 3.
hedgedcats 19
It would be awkward is she brought it up in a few days. Haha but yeah I guess you're right! (:
Enslaved 38
Age 3 is when most recall their first earliest memories. Some say it's associated with a child's speech development.
nonsensical 26
i hear boogers taste like mac n cheese... is that true?
teresa96706 29
Why don't you test it out for yourself? Op shared with us saying it was salty.
nonsensical 26
I think i will. I'll keep you all informed!!
N3766 20
I heard it taste like shit, but i never try shit so I can't tell..
TrippingOnAcid 29
Don't pretend you never tried your own bogey as a kid
aabbccddeeffmmll 6
Actually you could ask my teacher who goes around at lunch sticking fries up his nose then eats them
Dick_diamond 22
The joys of parenting..