Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Looking like a fool...
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
They don't make em as they used to
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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nastynies 0
if I were standing behind you in line, I would of picked them up and smelled them.
Xupz_fml 0
That's the spirit! :D
Lizza330 28
what is string panties?
skyttlz 32
they tie together on the sides
Samko_chan 5
Hahahahaha.
bazma420 0
thats why you never wear string panties with a skirt!!!!! fasion 101
sallen0046 4
What kind of idiot wears tie up panties with a skirt? Utilize a little common sense in the future, please.
sexychick12345 0
what are string panties?
WeaponsOfMassDDD 0
55-like a string bikini I guess that they have strings that u tie together on the side to hold them on... obviously not practical ... save them for the bedroom!
zemo999 0
hey, string panties are good ANY time!!
Metalman69 0
lmao awesome. double knot them next time
Sweetest_Cherry 0
YDI. A skirt w tie panties, you deserve it for being trampy. No sympathy here hun
choupinette77 0
you look like you've been around town.
LauraTheKiwi 0
LOL.
yungbri 0
That's so rude of you
Ur_REmEdy 0
That is extremely sexi XD