Today, I went into my part-time job at a drugstore. We always have one item we try and sell to every customer. For the next week I have to ask every person if they would like to "try my nuts." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML
Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee." I'm the only woman working there. FML
Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML
Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
Today, I noticed a customer looking for expired products in hopes of receiving a coupon from my store. I told them to let me know if they found anything. They promptly began following me around, telling me how to do my job, only to later file a complaint saying that I was harassing them. FML
Today, it was my first day working as a pharmacist. I quickly discovered that customers not only think that it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice, but they also have no qualms about showing me their various lumps, bumps, and vaginal leakages. FML
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kellster 2
Ah, retail. The other prostitution.
effthis 0
i would like to try your nuts.....
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kellster 2
Ah, retail. The other prostitution.
haishawna 0
walgreens?
blink182rocks 0
YDI for having tiny nuts. FIRST COMMENT!
bishoprsv2 0
ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINERRRRRR!!!
spoo 24
have YOU seen my wiener?
lolbulla 0
LOL VINCE SHLOMI REFERENCES
screams906 0
Yes, yes... when I always see a stand like that I just eat everything, free food right
ReasonsToFly 0
You're gonna love my nuts.
volleyballgirl16 0
you=win OP- thats funny, come in guys youll love my nuts
humorizer 14
FYI everyone, the store in question is CVS. We had three types of nuts, Chocolate Covered Nuts, Salted Nuts and Mixed Deluxe. They're 99 cents. Here's the kicker though... If you have a cvs card, you can scan it on one of those price checker scanners, and it'll generate a coupon that says "buy 2 gold emblem nuts, get $2 off". Generally this is for general $2 nuts (so you get 2 bags o nuts for $2); but you can get these special sized bags of nuts for free. But yeah, I did have a customer who laughed (it was funnier because she seemed like she was a mature 30 year old) when I said, "would you be interested in getting two of these nuts for free?" (I was gesturing at the bag o nuts).
_THE_MASTER_ 0
um, this is totally not an FML. this could be an amazing chance to say some horrible sounding things to customers without getting into trouble., and, 32, A you suck at life, B you didnt even have the first response to the first comment, and your life is an utter failure, and C blink 182 most definitely does NOT rock. whining is not rocking, you emo ****. go die in a fire. but, mostly, OP, just pray that you get some really offensively beautiful customers coming in you you can be like, 'oh by the way, i have a bag of nuts with your name on it', or something like that.
XScarlet 4
#103 FTW! I would totally have a blast trying to sell "my nuts"! Come up with a pitch that will make the customers laugh. I always appreciate it when it seems like a person is enjoying their job with customer interaction. It will make your day go by a little faster. Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Brian is selling his "smoked meat log" at the mall. LMAO!
monawoka 0
I don't see why your complaining that would be fun
daniisme 0
do you want to see my cotton paantiiess?? -south park reference-
effthis 0
i would like to try your nuts.....
facilitator 0
Best Job Ever
izzie321 27
This... Is.... the.... BEST JOB EVER.
fmlbaby_fml 0
Hahaha! I'm sorry but this is hilarious!
Jman21 0
Well would you like to try some????
yeaboiii 0
THATS THE BEST JOB EVER HAHAHAHAHA What if you picked up a chick on that line? you should be happy. mix it up and say stuff like "hey baby wanna try my salty ol' nuts?"
bipolaradhdfml 0
Thank you. That just made my day.
Sharrakor 0
How about some chocolate salty balls? ...I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
zip123 0
In the words of Brian Griffin: "Would you like to try my smoked meat log?"
Lost_Girl4 5
Lol I love that =D go family guy, I believe Brian got punched in the face for that
kareno1 0
not really. all you have to say is: would you like to try the nuts.
lexasaur 0
ahaha i'd love to be one of your customers just to give you awkward questions;; "are your nuts salted or unsalted?" "how large are your nuts?" "do your nuts come in an assorted package?" xD
mndz_mkl 0
LOL
Diz 0
Are they extra salty?
akes 0
You must work at Walgreens too, eh?
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
or cvs
lil_ham1644 29
Or rite-aid