Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
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hahaIdiot 2
Besides both being in a dressing room, yours and OPs stories are completely different....
wanderingidiot 0
wow! this one was FUNNY!!! although i can't imagine what bastard would say you deserve this!!
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Comments (16)
maiden_girl 5
That happened to me once... sort of. I was trying on bras and this woman thought the dressing room was empty (the doors locks were broken) so she just walked right in. I screamed and covered myself and she screamed too because she hadn't noticed me then jumped on the opposite side of the door and apologized. I probably should have told the manager they should have the locks redone...
hahaIdiot 2
Besides both being in a dressing room, yours and OPs stories are completely different....
wanderingidiot 0
wow! this one was FUNNY!!! although i can't imagine what bastard would say you deserve this!!
xsydbabyx 0
Sux4u. Coulda be worse though. You could have fallen out topless O_O - S.
singerguy18 0
LOL! sorry about that. That really stinks. The lock was broken on a bathroom I was in once and I really really had to go and I was almost walked in on. I agree with #2.
hellosies 0
Sounds like something I'd get myself into.. I'm such a clutz. That sucks.
kelsey_katie 17
Same here!
LikeOhMahGoose 0
Well do you at least have a decent body? If you're fat, that sucks.
pingpongpickle 8
lol
vball_luvah 2
haha but the FML depends on what type of underwear the OP was wearing. if granny panties...that sucks.
pingpongpickle 8
oh man this is hilarious .. screens for changing rooms is a bad idea I guess
Ikz_Hustler 9
wow that sucks but it could've been a lot worse, you could've (at that moment) had explosive diarrhea?
LoneBooker88 16
i guess that's your answer