Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Looking like a fool...
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
They don't make em as they used to
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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SoCalHunn 0
its only FYL if you're fat, or ugly... or eerm both!
mshoes12346 3
ydi for not wearing normal undies or at least undies that stayed together!!!
hinkiej 4
120 is hot
juliaannw 11
wear shorts underneath u ****
mikeistheman 0
rofl
VenomByte 1
I really hope they don't make string panties in sizes larger than 4. I'll never understand fat chicks in Lycra. Is it a challenge for them to get all their folds rolled into it? It's like taking a camels foot and jamming it into a tube sock!!
TeenieAmerica 9
Umm just because you're bigger than a size four doesn't automatically make you fat. That's sort of ridiculous. Size four is on the thin side, 6 or 8 is about average. I'm a size 10 and according to the doctor, my weight is in the healthy range (I know I'll get called fat for that but I don't care because I know I'm not and that's just stupid). And why can't fat people wear string panties? As long as they're not visible outside of their clothes, who cares? Plus, some people have a fat fetish, and think how bad they'd feel if there were no string panties for fat girls.
Paprikaas 13
YDI for wearing them under a skirt.
LiveLauglove 0
Definitely wasn't a good idea hey?
kaylapple 1
did you pick them up?
RoxxyHustle 7
ydi for forgetting to double knot. AND for calling them string panties :-p