Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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LifelessStars 22
I'm sure you've made someone's day extra special.
Devildrake 19
Someone, somewhere, is announcing this as one of the best things that they ever saw.
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Comments (72)
Ms_ValS 27
Hmm... Your name suggests that you're not entirely embarrassed.
ChristinePi 36
That's quite and assumption to make with just one word.
RenoTheRhino 30
*an
1dvs_bstd 41
#1 Pray, give us a befitting name. It was unintentional, besides have you been to Walmart?
kuffis 11
People have different characters, some see nightmares about such events long aterwards, while another might get a rush of adrenaline about such mishap. If you found the experience - despite embarrassment or because of it - to be titillating, consider trying stripping. Take it as a learning experience.
THEDUDE1553566 24
Don't be ashamed it's only your body. I hope you are feeling better
JimBobJimBob 5
Are you really telling her that she shouldn't be embarrassed about what happened? Are you really telling her that she should just be okay with it? Just because you're comfortable with your body doesn't mean you HAVE to be comfortable flashing people in public. Believe it or not, some people like to dress conservatively and hide their bodies from random strangers in a public area. This doesn't mean that you're ashamed of your body: it simply means that you aren't comfortable showing your private areas to people you don't know. I hate this argument that people use. Wearing shorts that show off the bottom half of your ass to Walmart? "Don't be ashamed, it's just your body!" Wearing a tank top to school whose neckline stops just above your nipples? "Don't be ashamed, it's just your body!"
nfedrichy 20
Calm your nipples 81. #2 was simply trying comfort op. Besodes im sure the people in the lobby will see that her skirt got ripped out and that shes not just going around flashing people for her pleasure. #2 is not saying go show the people of walmart your ass cheeks, hes simply saying to try not to make a big deal out of this situation because it's only her body and it's not going to hurt anyone. I suggest you stop assuming things on people's comments because you just come off as an ignorant mule and a total nuisance. A wise man once said : "Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of you and me".
QuaDECH 13
@81 Your **** = not calm. Calm them.
nfedrichy 20
lolllllllll
rockwrench 18
#86 Wish I could give you an award. Right on!!!!
LifelessStars 22
I'm sure you've made someone's day extra special.
Lalala579121 28
Your picture ia pretty perfect for that.
Wizardo 34
When entering the premises is extra cheeky
Devildrake 19
Someone, somewhere, is announcing this as one of the best things that they ever saw.
Murilirum 23
Introducing the counterpart to FML... My Life Rocks! (MLR), starting with this situation from another perspective.
Liamj774 36
What goes around comes around
thevip23 12
Or what goes on comes off!
darkstarrising 18
Could've been worse. You could've worn nothing and felt a breeze.
onlychildFTW 34
I'm sure with her thong she still felt a breeze.
uncle_ssaamm 12
rule number one with skrts is never wear a thong underneath i always wear boyshorts under cuz one time i saw a girl get off the buss and her but was hanging out and she sidnt even know it!
onlychildFTW 34
I'm sure she knew #93. Most girls let their butts hang out, at least where I live anyways.
jerome72 14
its true! i witnessed it all!
One_Way 43
No, you didn't.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
I didn't know Brian Williams was on FML.
Wolfipoo 31
Must've been fun to be everyday Jim today, but sorry that you couldn't have known that would happen, be more careful Op.
Thoricsteam20 24
That must have sucked
parrchristianna 14
so that's why she posted it to fall, I was wondering! note the sarcasm