Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
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interesting33 37
if it doesn't stop bleeding after a while like 30mins then I would recommend seeing a doctor
Zekfen 17
Coat his underwear in icy hot. He will be out of commission all day.
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Comments (16)
interesting33 37
if it doesn't stop bleeding after a while like 30mins then I would recommend seeing a doctor
Zekfen 17
Coat his underwear in icy hot. He will be out of commission all day.
Madrias 36
It slices, it dices, and it'll tear you a new asshole! It's... The Thong!
real life problems 26
I think I speak for all men when I say we appreciate your bravery in wearing a thong. Don't let one bad experience stop you from wearing them 👌
Emma Marshall 19
I will never understand wearing string in your bum
Soninuva 41
Username checks out
cperagui 18
I do it to avoid underwear lines of I'm wearing something tight. I definitely don't do it for guys.
raven_of_azarath 35
But lack of panty lines.
RichardPencil 32
In this scenario, your brother is the real bloody asshole!
Selene1090 26
Thongs arent worth the infections, or in this case, bleeding assholes.
boopingsnoot 25
Get some Preparation H to soothe your rear (it’s like lip balm, but for your butthole!) and consider not wearing thongs, because thongs can carry fecal material into the ****** and urethra, leading to BV and UTIs.
Davros 12
You know it got stuck in her front butt to.
wHSKitty 11
Time for an (embarrassing er visit...