wearingshorts
United States
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Pantsontheground
New York, United States
Looking like a fool...
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
Kylie
United States
They don't make em as they used to
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Teen
United States
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Jac
United States
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
WearingSomethingStringy
Cranston, United States
Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
Oopsie
Saint Albans, United States
Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML
too tight
United States
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
cat cat
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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2igutierrez31 2
@ 13 u took the words right out my mouth
Tequila_Hilton 3
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why are we walking about her Paris Hiltons and how they're dangling?. well yeah I agree, don't try and be no hot mama when ur wearing crusty Paris hiltons, or none at all. who wears short shorts?:))
SoCalHunn 0
you make absolutely no sense.
Talen4 0
U really dnt
DeadPixel4 29
The.****.Did.You.Say?
Tequila_Hilton 3
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aha imagine some old man "ma'am, I believe you still left the price tags on ur skirt, *pulls price tags off* WTF, ma'am we have a no pantie no service rule, get out, *throws crusty panties*"
Talen4 0
Ok ur an idiot i thought we made that clear wen u frst commented on this fml
SimplyAmazingx 11
You make no sense.
iloveurmother 0
uuuu nice, i would of fell on porpose just to see ur ******.
alex112094 5
lol correcting win :D
JINJANINJA 0
I believe the correct term is axe wound as well
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I dunno, pendatik, some of these guys would go to pretty extreme lengths for a flash of a little sumpin' sumpin'. Assaulting water mammals isn't too unbelieveable. "... then you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World." ;)
storm3_sasuke 0
I hope you are a hottie cuz if you are butt ugly then that would suck!...-_-
bazma420 0
ha ha
JamieK 0
oh baby, that's a dream of mine to see
polopony 0
Um bare assing*
iloveurmother 0
**** you pendatik
jameses19 0
I disagree! His comment was nowhere near funny!
I_have_no_clue 0
F the people behind you's like!
I_have_no_clue 0
*life