Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Looking like a fool...
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
They don't make em as they used to
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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giggity
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heh :D
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Itot 0
i would have **** u in the ass right there and than... if u were sexy
katieebug 0
Wow. YDI for dressing like that in public. Especially at the mall... sheesh.
mad2physicist 0
Why do people think she deserves it? Why shouldn't she wear sexy string panties with a skirt? It doesn't make her a **** or make her deserve to have them fall down (the fact that the knot came untied makes her bad at tying knots though...). I never realized that FML is frequented by so many misogynist prudes...
goodgrin 5
ilfc means i like fried chicken...... too bad so sad go eat a grape.........my ramdomness is overwelming.........if you like me leave a comment that says ilfc give me money and i will give you the info for a 100$ visa giftcard and i will e-mail it to you if you give me your e-mail. bbfn
alexxss_fml 10
giggity.
alexxss_fml 10
damn 3 beat me ;)
antoinemartinez 0
either an epic win or epic fail. that depends on the people
fyllmao 0
#96 wow ur hott
jackygirl2 0
who wears string underwear? ya nobody bc they end up falling off...
mshoes12346 3
i guess its no different than a string bikini
SoCalHunn 0
its just an FML if you fat, or ugly.... or both!