Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the...

By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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Saturday 28 August 2010 12:12

giggity

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Saturday 28 August 2010 12:09

heh :D

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Saturday 28 August 2010 15:17

lmao awesome. double knot them next time

nickb93 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 15:32

fur FTW :D

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Saturday 28 August 2010 15:38

heyy 12 u hot and nice ****

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Saturday 28 August 2010 15:50

you're dumb for wearing that kind of underwear with a skirt. chances are, you're fat and desparate for attention, hence the ***** wear.

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Saturday 28 August 2010 15:56

I think I dropped my pen. wanna pick it up?? >;p

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Saturday 28 August 2010 15:56

I think I dropped my pen. wanna pick it up?? >;p

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Saturday 28 August 2010 15:56

I think I dropped my pen. wanna pick it up?? >;p

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Saturday 28 August 2010 15:56

I think I dropped my pen. wanna pick it up?? >;p

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Saturday 28 August 2010 16:06

guess you don't know how to tie a proper knot?

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Saturday 28 August 2010 16:25

hdhaha

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