Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML
Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
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SexiAmber1990 0
you're a ass
Fop 6
YDI. Why do you throw rude comments at random people on the street? God. I must admit, he made the perfect reply.
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Comments (351)
SexiAmber1990 0
you're a ass
falluke17 0
agreed...
super3286 14
forgot to put hole at the end
Niki53811 0
ha thts gr8
Melaniee_fml 0
haha that's kind of hilarious (:
nabo4u 0
I remember hearing that joke back in second grade
twinny_sc 13
YDI that's kinda rude.
buzz18 7
YDI, but funny
Hartzfeld 0
that's hilarious. ydi. total win for the other guy
PurpleLlamas 0
ydi thats kinda rude. but HILARIOUS!! lol
basketball03 0
totally
Avenger_fml 0
whatthefuuuck, you totally deserved it.
mfmylifesrsly 30
1 you look kinda kinky....I like it
956TXking 0
how's this a fml
brycereid 0
I'm gonna do that for now on :) I'm 6'3" I hate when people say that.
uberpwnage112 0
other guy ftw. and ydi
chippa 24
I'm 6'3 and it doesn't really bother me when people talk about my height or make stupid remarks... I just never have anything to reply with. I like this.
devans00 14
ditto
parii 0
way to go tard.
kxdottt 0
1 - AN
Legend_514 0
how's life down there u ****** midget?!
NatandAlexrhot 6
ydi.
BeZe 0
He is my new hero!
soccerdude101 0
the correct grammatical statement would be..." You are AN ass."
BillyBongBlast 1
35, you look like you belong on an after picture of Faces of Meth
HeroOfMi 0
131 - grow up... I'm 6ft and I hate people talking about my height. you think it wouldn't be that big of a deal, but people freaking out every time they see you gets old. This is sort of off track, but I'm tall and suck at basketball! that's not how it's supposed to work! D: *ahem* anyway, I wouldn't have the heart to spit on somebody for trying to be funny (unless they are being an ass...I still wouldn't spit, but I'd find something else.) so the tall guy is kind of a douche..a funny douche..but a douche. and OP! ydi for being unoriginal! (I realize I just used the completely unoriginal insult, "douche"...so nobody troll on me about being a hypocrite.)
haleyisawsomee 0
u deserved that asshole
albinogiraffe123 0
im 6 feet tall and 14. I've been bullied my whole life about my height. for instance; this year, because of my height, I have a low voice for a girl, and because I had glasses, my nickname was "Dyk with Glasses". thanks a lot society. ydi
hehe_oops 2
That man is a genius, OP shouldn't be so rude
rudiznell 0
pwned
teresa_009 0
this was added to my favourites :L
MeAlec 1
that's what you get for ****** with us tall people
riku3220 2
I can understand how annoying it would be to have people commenting on your height every time you meet someone, but to spit on them? Is spitting on them really an appropriate response to that kind of thing?
kocoman500 2
wow you're a dick. YDI totally
JuliaM1000 10
Uhhh...63? I think that's the girl ur talking to, because I have never heard a guys name as "SexyAmber".....unless he's on his gfs screen ot I gratituding it to her.......
llcooljoey 0
lol I LOVE doing that to little jerks
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
194: She was talking about the girl.
valuemeal2 1
I hear that. I was 6'3" at age 14. Everyone always said the boys would catch up, but here's the sad truth: They never will. Everyone always called me "lesbo" too, because apparently being man-sized means I like women? Don't see the correlation there...
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
216- I'm sorry! I don't know you but I still feel bad for you. :'(
liljeron 0
omfg he wins
jweezy89 4
216, the correlation is that since you have "man-like" features you may also have "man-like" sexual preferences. Was that only blatantly obvious to me?
CRAZYBISCUIT 7
As someone who is 6ft6 I know YDI.
malheartsnutmeg 20
I'm 6"4' and I just felt like asking how the line "How's the weather up there?" ever took off. The average male is about 5"10', why would there be even a remote weather difference 6 inches higher off the ground? Clearly the person that thought up the "insult" had a lower IQ than the hieght difference; and the people that repeat it, even less. Kudos to the guy for his quick thinking.
sophiem4861 0
#159 I'm 6ft and 14 too, sucks don't it.. ydi op it may be a joke to you but some people are really sensitive about their height..like I was at the point of suicide because people took the mikkie, I like this tall dude, he is very witty haha :)
SexiAmber1990 0
63: haha thanks
GtDriver 6
OP is quite rude.
bubbarific 0
wow every1 commentin on this fml is tall, im average :P i think bein tall is a gift
theOriginalBAM 0
me too 252
ryguy997 0
that guy has pro wit.
sparklesxD 0
#1 - how is he an ass? he probably ment it as a joke and the tall guy took it the wrong way, or is maybe sensitive about his height. it doesn't make him an ass.
black_knight402 0
how are the oompa lumpas treating him
xjerseyedge 0
baby amber #1 let me get your numba!
xpainx 1
ydi 4 being an ass hole + he pwned u
AshDramatiicsxz 2
That's exactly what im saying , rude but funny !
BensLilPrincess 0
thats wat you get! you're rude so you get treated a you deserved to. im glad that haooened to you. you shouldnt get sympathy for being rude to other people. wat the hell is wrong with you?!
frar 0
this FML sounds so fake lol
sk8rchick97 0
new set friend right there(: LMAO
shrdlu 28
If you're tall, it's practically your obligation to society to play basketball. Even if you don't want to or can't or both. :-)
GrantBingham22 4
143- 6ft is not that tall, a lot of people have it worse than you...
fml_mu 10
It's alright to joke when its a friend, someone you know well, not a complete stranger. And I guess we should respect everyone's nature the way he is and do not laugh at it. Coz he never chose to be tall himself, that's how he is. If it has been a friend and you joke with him knowing that he is ok with it then it's fine, but if u are a true friend and u know he does not like to be joked upon his height, yo need to respect him.
tackblog 14
*an
H4H 15
An* Sorry, OP
onnielief 4
You sooo had that coming!
DeadMoose 0
I am about that tall, and I hate it when people ask me how tall I am or any other comment regarding my height. so, YDI.
raineydayes 0
Me too 137!! The worst is when random people come up to me and tell me I should play basketball. Like excuse me, I'm going to do whatever sport I damn well feel like! I'm going to play a sport because I love it, not because I'm six feet tall. I play tennis because I love it and it makes me happy.
ryaldridge 0
Those sports are in different seasons so you could play both.
swimmerstud 7
I wouldve responded so how's the life in hell
DeadMoose 0
I get that a lot too about playing basketball. so annoying. in fact, I play tennis and golf regularly.
soccerdilan 0
hahahhahahahahahahaha
sixspades 0
It annoys me too I'm 6'1 and people say that all the time To be honest I hate basketball ._.
teotsi 28
Well, in my country, it is considered a joke when you say that...
ereyes94 0
haha tried to be funny but caught him on a bad day haha
jaycro 0
ha ha YES tall guy win
EmreArslan 11
Hahahaha I laughed my ass off! XD... YDI for being an ass
Fop 6
YDI. Why do you throw rude comments at random people on the street? God. I must admit, he made the perfect reply.
Fop 6
YDI. Why do you throw rude comments at random people on the street? God. I must admit, he made the perfect reply.
cindy_eff18 0
wow that was really stupid.. on your part. sorry, but true.
bt2breakskn 0
that's a well earned lugi storm. have a common respect for people. maybe he was teased when he was younger for being tall. ever thing of that? sure some people should lighten up, but that doesn't mean they will. ydi.
KamilleBlack 3
The tall guy is funny xD
BrownSugar_fml 5
haha he had the perfect response!
Pleasure_Pirate 0
You can tell the tall guy has definitely done this before or at least prepared his response.