Kate
How could you?
Today, I got told off at work for not saying hello to someone in the corridor.. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
arthur
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
New Zealand
Where are you?
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Can't win
Today, my supervisor told me off for doing something. When I reminded her that she told me to do it, she yelled at me for correcting her. FML
MrTandy
United States
Let it out
Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML
HateCelebz
Nice guy
Today, I got written up by my line manager for being too friendly to customers. I work in retail, my job is to be friendly. FML
TJ AJ RJ / IV the V
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Diego, United States
Bad sign
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Anonymous
It's PC gone mad
Today, I received a written warning at work for being "unacceptably rude" to an official visitor. I guess fetching the fire hose because the building was actively on fire wasn’t a valid excuse for yelling at the dozy cow stood blocking the door to “move out the fucking way.” FML
Andrew Dutch Beebe
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
fuck you, boss
United States
Make your mind up
Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I take it further. I greet total strangers by name. If they are over 30, they are Mike or Karen, and under 30, they are Dylan or Ashley. I get it right often enough to be hilarious!
RichardPencil 32
Are you a Wal-mart greeter?
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
if they said hello, you kinda walked into that one.
Yudith 28
That's why I don't take any chance; I say hello to everybody and anybody, just in case the person knows me. I love seeing the WTF look on some people's face when I happily wave at them.
RichardPencil 32
I take it further. I greet total strangers by name. If they are over 30, they are Mike or Karen, and under 30, they are Dylan or Ashley. I get it right often enough to be hilarious!
RichardPencil 32
Are you a Wal-mart greeter?