Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
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Dashiell 0
From now on, ask him to give you foot massages all the time, see how he reacts.
xkaitlinwhitex 0
that's nothing, my dad is addicted to **** and has a horrible habit of making it really obvious. i caught my dad watching **** when i was like 8 (he was looking at it in the kitchen while i was eating and watching tv. WTF?) and recently i found out that he has a fetish for bald women (again, WTF?????????????)
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chea_chea 0
He wasn't really snooping. Most computers set up for a family have different logon names set up, I wouldn't bother switching over to mine either just to check e-mail, he probably has a webmail account and when he was typing in the address those came up. for instance he might have msn hotmail, imagine how many sites like that could've come up with the name 'hot' in the beginning tag...not saying thats what really happened, but we should give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he stumbled upon it and wasn't snooping around.
flyingpan8 0
so....? all guys watch ****. you better stop lying to yourself dude.
SamSJester 0
Benefit of the doubt or not, its not exactly public. It may well have been honestly "stumbled" upon but that's the risk you take when using his account. Cringeworthy? possibly, FML? certainly not, YDI? probably, if you weren't aware of the risks before you certainly are now!
nodayliketoday 0
Foot fetishists are awesome.
plexico 4
How are you ever going to be able to look at your mom's feet again? ------- Lots of men look at ****. Some of them are not even degenerates, or so I have heard. One good thing that can be said about it is that it can bring new ideas into the bedroom. I've picked up a couple of tricks from ****, and they make my wife happy. ------ Screw you for poking around in your dad's stuff. I hope you are totally grossed out. By the way, if you have a brother, you might want to burst into his bedroom or bathroom door at random times. You might find out things about him.
iSmellNice 2
**** is good for the soul!
305alive 0
I bet you do too
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
YDI for being nosey. Who doesn't watch ****? Jeeez.
mariokartwii 0
guys watch ****. get over it
Ethos_fml 0
What's wrong with a foot fetish? And we are not freaks in bed. We may be good at performing sex, but that's it. It's no different than liking a girls **** or ass. Just because it's not as common doesn't mean it's weird.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
To the guy who said Christians don't watch ****... sorry dude, wrong. I'm a Christian (albeit a quite liberal one) so nobody call me a hater, but in conservative evangelical America, **** is one of the biggest "issues" out there. It doesn't bother me much if my hubby looks at it, but trust me, as a girl who spent almost all her life in the evangelical Christian bubble, I'm pretty sure it's true that a LOT of Christian guys use it too. They're just more sexually repressed, and therefore feel very guilty about it. And don't get me started on Christian GIRLS and sex...