Old school cool
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
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Top comments
imaginaryvoice 18
"Uhmm that's not mine that's your mothers"
myworld99 0
fyl. not so bad if you were a dude... :/
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myworld99 0
fyl. not so bad if you were a dude... :/
uradopted 0
were you in it?
beautikill 4
lol. it wouldnt be bad unless if he caught u findn it.. if he did then... fyl awkward moment!
IgniteCS 0
its funny because your dad is a horny bastard that doesnt know about internet ****
VegasSkiess 0
ewwwww soo gross! haha but I guess even older ppl need sum lovin too? fml for sure
VegasSkiess 0
*fyl
SovietRussiaUSSR 1
Jackpot comrade!!!!
peter_saurusREX 0
This is the part where u get it and sell it to guys
flapjacklux 8
niccccceee haha ask if you can borrow them. like father like son ;)
azhein 0
only she is a girl
legonut4 0
it's funny because your dad jacks off to ****
VegasSkiess 0
Lego is back!!!!:D
imaginaryvoice 18
Legonut! People are trying to steal your job! it's funny because they can't pull it off like you can
allen20 0
hustler, playboy, wat else?
Themistocles_fml 0
Sweet. Does he have kinky shiet?
slatter 1
I'm hearing back to back ;)
bluebladez 0
JACKPOT!!!!!! now you know where it is you can go back and look at them make sure u take tissue and lotion
_princess61522_ 0
28- ummm the OP is a girl, why would she want to see that stuff?
X18GirlX 0
poor baby
twinny_sc 13
40, you would be surprised at the amount of women who watch and enjoy ****.
Rwstudent1 0
A **** collection? Thats totally old school. Its all about the NET. Now the only thing that we men have to hide is our life sized barbies and personal pleasure pumps.
bamditzki 0
BINGO!
Cooluu 5
are you fistfucking my dickhole?
ginious 0
now u guys have a new father son activity by which u guys can spend fatherly and son time together :D
krzywosz 0
you look funny as hell
krzywosz 0
wow too far
tweetbaby14 18
people you realize OP is a girl right? therefore it's not a father son thing more like father daughter. it's not that hard to look up at the sex symbol at the top.
LolAtYourFail 12
well did you take it?!
swifft_fml 0
45 = fake abs:P
XinvizableninjaX 0
yup i would be like "score!!!".
zanguard 0
Well if he ever annoys you just replace the lovely ladies in his magazines with sumo wrestlers
joshcrib 0
I want to tap u
iBeCareless 7
I wish.
llamingo 8
OP is female
momov2 0
Holy awkward batman!
imaginaryvoice 18
"Uhmm that's not mine that's your mothers"
socalduude879 1
lol denial :D
JesusOfNazareth 16
But your mother divorced your dad ten years ago.
xGet_Over_It 0
so what? make it worth while and watch 'em!
jackieeoo 0
well let's hope it's not of ur mother
Millyval16 0
lol Agree
nuki4 0
0.p wow
ryderburt 2
it's called a computer!! dumb shit, then when your done your "happy time" you delete the history
Master__Chief 0
calm down sonny
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having a dad. HDI for having a watch.
zach55 0
so your saying you don't have a dad, and never owned a watch?
jasonxneo 5
man... fyl
rogerover 19
Maybe he only has a desktop. a little dangerous to have happy time in a public room of the house. worse than finding his stash... catching him in action