Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
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Dashiell 0
From now on, ask him to give you foot massages all the time, see how he reacts.
xkaitlinwhitex 0
that's nothing, my dad is addicted to **** and has a horrible habit of making it really obvious. i caught my dad watching **** when i was like 8 (he was looking at it in the kitchen while i was eating and watching tv. WTF?) and recently i found out that he has a fetish for bald women (again, WTF?????????????)
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lizzzie_fml 0
YDI for being in his account.
teehee520 0
I agree. It's not like you walked in on him watching the **** then he nonchalantly shared the fact that he has a foot fetish and continues to watch it but you were snooping / being too lazy to go on your own account.
thuryn 2
Time to stay out of other people's PRIVATE STUFF! After all the people on here - especially girls - bitching and moaning about "OMG I HEARD MY PARENTS *DOING IT*" don't expect me to have any sympathy when you poke around in his stuff and find something you didn't want to see. YDI.
tko 0
google chrome displays the most recently viewed webpages when you open it up. she didn't have to be snooping, she prolly just opened chrome to go to mail2web and check her e-mail when she saw that her fathers most viewed pages were feet ****.
ihateallpeople 0
do you really think someone thats probably in his late 40s or 50s actually knows how to use google chrome
jeanii_fml 4
Uh, yeah. My dad is in his 50's and found out about google chrome the day it came out. He's been using it since then. Just because they're older doesn't mean they don't know how to use an internet browser
Luckster 0
What has been seen cannot be unseen?
DameGreyWulf 1
Dude, I JUST saw this in moderator land, I swear. My dad had **** ACTUALLY ON HIS COMPUTER.... pretty crappy **** too... but thankfully no foot fetish. Ahaha, I don't like feet...
Shizden 0
I especially like teenage mutant turtles.
Sugar_lipsXo 0
ive heard many times that all guys watch ****... any males like to respond?
jrl585 0
its true lol
wbrycem 0
Ya, it's said that 99% of males watch ****, and the other 1% don't have arms.
xkaitlinwhitex 0
i'm not a guy, but i assume that christian men don't look at **** (that much), gay's wont look at women's ****, asexuals won't, young kids and babies (lol) won't, neither will old men because they have lost their sex drive, and yes, men without arms probably won't either XD that probably adds up to at least 4% of men that don't look at ****. lol any other things i haven't taken into account?
Dude_fml 0
Did you see he had the Little Mermaid on his computer or something? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLR-XhQ6dog)
Hava_fml 0
Hahaha #29.. looks like you just disagreed with yourself. would it be so bad if your dad and bf watched **** though? what're you going to do, go after the 1% that doesn't?
UncleverName_FYL 0
#30 why would you assume that Christian men look at **** less than other males? Do people really believe that all Christians are saints, as if being Christian would somehow stop us from looking at **** more. A sin is still going to be a sin, no matter how often you commit it, it doesn’t make it any better or worse the less you do it. I’m a Christian male and I can tell you, we look at **** just as much as any other guy. Bottom line every guy looks at ****, regardless of religion, race and culture.
Zenma 0
LOL #23
Geicogecko 2
ya I'm a Christian. nothing special about Christians we just have different beliefs but it doesn't affect ****
beiberlookalike1 0
men w/o cocks!
nicesprites 4
I hate how all Americans think they are the only country in the world. Millions of people in third world countries don't have access to any Internet and probably don't even know it exists.
Lqum26 0
Actually a recent poll showed that 100% of men who had access to the Internet have watched **** at least one or more times in their life. The majority of men watch **** once a day or once a week, but they'll never admit to women because we think that we'll come off as sex-driven animals.
badactor009 0
That is true. All guys like **** or they lie about it.
Shizden 0
I love teenage mutant samurai tortoises.
Shizden 0
They are way better than turtles. Especially obnoxious teenaged mutated ninjafied turtles.
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Turtles!
SandiRainbowFish 20
Quit being an idiot. No one cares that you like turtles!