Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
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Dashiell 0
From now on, ask him to give you foot massages all the time, see how he reacts.
xkaitlinwhitex 0
that's nothing, my dad is addicted to **** and has a horrible habit of making it really obvious. i caught my dad watching **** when i was like 8 (he was looking at it in the kitchen while i was eating and watching tv. WTF?) and recently i found out that he has a fetish for bald women (again, WTF?????????????)
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hansbaby 0
so you went on to check your email, but since your dads was already you decided to use his? that makes no sence..
mimihigurashi 0
I can feel your pain. I share the same computer with my dad, all he knows is to play games and browse the internet. Sometimes when I need to check my history for a page I forgot I stumble upon **** sites that weren't accessed by me. I want to puke my stomach out. fml..
OsirisFaction_fml 5
could have been worse. could have been Asian scar ****.
badactor009 0
All guys like ****. All guys. Preacher, teacher, coach, cop, father, brother, friends, neighbors. All guys. It is part of their landscape. Accept it and drive on.
Mourningstar 4
And? You looked!
lalamike25 0
One or the other is bad enough... But both....
nikkipettyfer 24
What is it with some guys and feet?
kims0706 10
Your dad's email wouldn't have the same stuff your email would, so it sounds like you're trying to justify snooping. There's a reason emails have passwords, respect his privacy next time. YDI.
CameliaTree 1
Guys, she wasn't snooping. From what I can tell, she meant that she was on a shared computer where different users could log on. Not the email, just the computer. So, since her dad's user was logged on, she used that and was going to log onto her email from his user. When she opened the internet browser, she found some weird stuff.
sc3ptical 30
Some of you people can't read very well. It was a shared computer, therefore everyone in the house has a user account. Rather than logging into her user account, she opened the internet on her dads account and proceeded to log into her email account.