Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
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Top comments
Dashiell 0
From now on, ask him to give you foot massages all the time, see how he reacts.
xkaitlinwhitex 0
that's nothing, my dad is addicted to **** and has a horrible habit of making it really obvious. i caught my dad watching **** when i was like 8 (he was looking at it in the kitchen while i was eating and watching tv. WTF?) and recently i found out that he has a fetish for bald women (again, WTF?????????????)
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crazy_cat_lady24 0
Don't go on his computer then.
crazy_cat_lady24 0
Stop spamming a meme that was funny 2 years ago, asshole. Do you live in a cave or something?
Gaz717 0
Yeah I can understand why you would've done that but you kinda went and found it, he didnt have it up or anything soo...
rissyboo4 0
i think **** is for people who can't get any.
jt525 1
then again, who would wanna get you. you look absolutely dead on ugly in your dp. have a good day.
fionaes 3
My fiance and both watch **** and we have sex with each other
o0_0o 0
So..why is this on FML?
timtam24 0
obviously...
Hourglass1117 0
Not really for people who can't. But for people who aren't getting any at the time. This time could even be in the span of a day. Just the way us males are. hah.
drybamboo 0
Not trying to create a stereotype or anything, but the two guys I know who have foot fetishes are the weirdest when it comes to sex. And if you took a look at them, you would never figure them to be such freaks in bed. One of them told me that Freud theorizes that a woman's foot is a penis substitute. Take that as you will...
c6dragster 0
shit, i kant find the Nobody Gives A Shit button...
Sacharified 0
Most of what Freud said was anecdotal bs anyway. Every guy has some kind of fetish; feet are probably the mildest kind. Just be glad he's not into trannies or *********** or something
lightningthunder 0
Well, your life is ******, but you deserved it for being on his personal account.
nightswimmer 0
sexy :p
aberfrog5 0
I didn't take it as her being on his personal account. I took it as her bringing up the window he already had opened and when the recent history came up she seen it. It does that on Firefox. So she probably wasn't actually snooping.
lolinternet 0
Not seeing the problem here, feet are damn sexy.
thuryn 2
"Since my dad's account was already logged on." Pretty clear there, bub. Oh, and your grammar sucks.
aberfrog5 0
what I'm saying is she wasn't actually looking through anything personal. like I mentioned, when you open up a new tab in Firefox it shows all the sites you last looked at. and what does this have to do about grammar? and why the hell are you calling me bub? obviously you didn't know what i was talking about so why don't you just leave me alone? go be stupid and bother someone else.
Finnboghi 0
No, he's right on 3 levels; One, operating systems keep different settings files for every user for a reason. If you're in a different account, expect something different. Two, if you really can't just open a tab and go to the site you want without looking at everything on the screen, you either have ADD or you're a magpie and like shiny things. Three, he wasn't being stupid; your grammar is rather terrible. At least capitalize to make your sentences appear structured. And regardless, a foot fetish (while not necessarily the most common, as some have stated) is a rather common and tame fetish. We definitely need a "So what?" button.
aberfrog5 0
i actually was capitalizing on the first comment. since this is just a website about people's lives being ****** i don't think i should have to use proper grammar; spelling, yes...grammar, no [unless you can't actually understand what the person is saying.] :/ but, whatever. i know you guys are so much smarter than me anyway. you're both idiots. it makes me smile. [: