Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
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Dashiell 0
From now on, ask him to give you foot massages all the time, see how he reacts.
xkaitlinwhitex 0
that's nothing, my dad is addicted to **** and has a horrible habit of making it really obvious. i caught my dad watching **** when i was like 8 (he was looking at it in the kitchen while i was eating and watching tv. WTF?) and recently i found out that he has a fetish for bald women (again, WTF?????????????)
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that_one_dude 0
Whoa....are you my sister? My dad does the same thing but Idk about the whole foot thingy. We're both from Michigan too. Weird.
cryssycakesx3 23
oh man... two dads from Michigan watch ****. that's too weirs to be a coincidence...
joebendiez 0
First, lots of guys watch **** because probably their wife/girlfriend isn't as kinky a they'd like them to be. Second, what the heck does it matter if your father loves feet? it's his birth given right to like whatever he wants
FoundManyLemons 0
"Today I snooped around and discovered something that made me uncomfortable. IDI"
Raheemdplayer 7
I thought all us guys get over **** once were over 25 :S guess im not going to then, ah well. and ew i h8 feet, lol FYL id hate to find something like that out about my parents
cryssycakesx3 23
but h8 isn't even....
jeane123 6
about everybody looks at **** why does it matter??
Craze_fan 0
This is the REAL FML story here: Today I accidentally left my emailed logged in on the family computer and my daughter found it and decided to snoop in my mail. She found my foot fetish ****. FML
LovelyChaotic 0
Well, I use igoogle. When i open a new tab it shows pistures and names of the sites i visit most often, and on the side has a list of sites i recently closed, so she wasn't neccessarily snooping. Although, who cares if your dad watches ****? It isn't a big deal and really none of your business.
Wtup 0
LMFAO!! thats ****** true
congratz13 2
I'd say "YDI for not respecting your Dad's privacy" but I don't see what the problem is. A lot of men, even if they're not single, watch **** and having a foot fetish really isn't that terrible. Welcome to reality, sweetie.
waterynuggets 0
Yeah and Google Chrome does it so I don't let anyone touch my shit lol
kon_man 0
YDI for not having a foot fettish
fegd 0
So what? He's human. Get over it.