Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML
Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML
Today, I saw the cutest baby watching a show with my Dad. After commenting how cute she was, my Dad goes on to say, "Yeah, most babies are cute. Except you, you looked like a lizard." FML
Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
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chrissapp 18
She's going places.
azyjazy713 11
I forgot all my good sloth jokes. But too bad your mom was a little slow on that fact.
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Comments (55)
chrissapp 18
She's going places.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Not at the fastest pace though.
Shadowvoid 33
Not college, but places
AddictGamer 16
Maybe op's mom already graduated..
okaydisarray 17
Hopefully to the zoo.
azyjazy713 11
I forgot all my good sloth jokes. But too bad your mom was a little slow on that fact.
thatnucca 36
Wait till she see a meme of the pervy sloth...
AirBusDriver 23
Ha! The only 7 Planets one or did I miss another good one??
Aero_x 21
the memes of the pervy sloth are endless.
dubb420 15
are you from Japan? Cause I'm tryna get in japanties.
TheDvsOne 20
Wait Sid is a sloth...
rocker_chick105 31
You need to brush up on your Ice Age facts
NeoCarmik 9
What did you think he is???
notsoanonymous3 20
Dumbass…what did you think he was!?!
Aero_x 21
wonder what else she thinks is made up!
201chasew 22
my mom doesn't believe dinosaurs exist because they weren't mentioned in the bible, so I can understand that she didn't think sloths were real.
schhichick 14
Kangaroos also were not mentioned in the Bible. I understand the dinosaurs and the Bible thing but animals like sloths are real things you can see today
YepThatsMeee 23
#24 your mom should be shot. FYL.
meli1195 31
um in what world is it ok to tell someone that their mother, or any loved one, should be shot??? I think you should go back to the cave you crawled out of and learn manners dude.
Rizzen 27
she needs to be sent back to school
RageWolf16 31
Sometimes a sloth will grab its own arm, thinking it's a branch, and fall to its death
rainbowdog 17
I always enjoy reading random and depressing facts.
Enslaved 38
Is it a slow death?
mylifebitches666 18
just because a sloth moves slow doesn't mean gravity goes along with it.
mylifebitches666 18
Does she also think she wouldn't get pregnant if she did it under a tree, is that how you were conceived?
Hiktmae 20
I really hope she was trying to trick you...
TanzWolf 26
Good thing you knew, and she didn't teach you that.