Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler for the produce section of the store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I was at the self-checkout scanning groceries quickly. I swiped an item so aggressively that it flew out of my hand, hit another customer’s basket, and knocked over a display of onions. I pretended it wasn’t me, but the onions gave me away by rolling directly to my feet. FML
Today, after a 12-hour shift, I went to a grocery store still in scrubs. Someone asked me for medical advice in the cereal aisle. While explaining I couldn’t diagnose them, I knocked over a display of pasta sauce with my cart. It shattered everywhere. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping and tried the self-checkout for the first time. I managed to scan everything except a bag of grapes, which I then dropped, causing them to scatter all over the floor. As I scrambled to pick them up, I slipped on a grape and fell flat on my back. The security footage must have been comedy gold. FML
Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML
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Top comments
VoodooGypsy 2
I always used to put my face in the mist when I was a kid. Not a big deal.
CallMeHush 1
Oh the HORROR!
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Comments (151)
_streets_ 19
lol WTF? fyl
destinyisdead 5
ahh. you are such a whimp if you think that's gonna hurt you. you probably needed it. if you took more showers you wouldn't be so alarmed at water hitting you in the face.
WTFjizzinmypantz 0
hahah fail
the_flirtt 0
wow this is a lame fml
imaginaryvoice 18
You should start licking the mist. Haha
Arsonnist 3
Haha tricked ya.
the_flirtt 0
wat lmao ?
missmurderx 8
exactly; lame. how'd this get passed?! it's not an fml; it's more like an ehh, shit happens moment. silly kid. xD
Shokz992 0
And the fact you instinctively looked up? Stupid FML.
Arsonnist 3
Retard on aisle 12. Jk op.
Generalx3 0
this is not a legit fml. o.o
whoooop 0
what a fag
kfrizzle2 4
I smell my armpits.
abcdefghijKayla 0
oh my god, you are so stupid.
Generalx3 0
why was this put thru? o.o
Shookitup 0
fail.
holysmokes420 0
no. you
MrWTF_fml 2
op I think you were stinking up the store so they had to give you a shower hahahahah
YourEvilHero 12
I like toput my hands in the mist, then all the germy dirty water drips onto the food
hales1919 3
ahah if I saw that I would laugh at you
nyrangers1022 6
its just mist, u dont get soaked from it. how did i never notice that vegetable aisles have sprinklers
OhWowFYLindeed 0
It's just water, chill. :) Itll dry off.
love_musik 0
I agree with the above ^^ you aren't going to melt or anything. and it was a sprinkler right not a downpour....
gabbster95 0
Free Shower!!!!!!!!
megiscool123 0
hahah see if I were u i'd be laughing
msyelowbubblegum 0
hahahahahahha oh wow stupid :P no biggy except its kinda embarassing and it hirts ur eyes for a lil bit get over it :) haha
DiscountDJ25 0
It seems that some of the employees there found out how to work the watering system. Sounds like a joke I would do.
TiffanyBlews27 0
... Maybe the OP was afraid of melting? lol
VoodooGypsy 2
I always used to put my face in the mist when I was a kid. Not a big deal.
isaiaha11 2
agree and did the same^
sourgirl101 29
Ya they have those mist machines at Disney. So refreshing on a hot day.
twinny_sc 13
#2 I still do that...
cbr600_fml 0
this is not a fml so u got a little wet big deal
danyfuckinheatle 0
oh wow laaamme
shea627 20
I love those
serbodude 0
your picture makes you sound/look sarcastic
serbodude 0
nvm. this one mad kid said that he loved the shower things. I swear he was here a minute ago...
serbodude 0
WTF!?! there he is!
Freeze_fml 17
I think it's a girl.
956TXking 0
WTF is it?
shea627 20
well I'm trying to change it but my computer broke and I don't think I can do it from my phone
serbodude 0
it was a different picture when I wrote my first comment. no offence to " Shea " but I can't tell what gender you are
Doomire 0
why was this passed? the exact same FML was posted earlier today....
_streets_ 19
this is a very stupid fml I do not understand how it got passed either.
aznkimmy77 0
Haha. I love those little spray things xP
MotherGrimm 0
Deffinately not an FML
hsshae 0
bitch got sprayed haha
CallMeHush 1
Oh the HORROR!