Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
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Dashiell 0
From now on, ask him to give you foot massages all the time, see how he reacts.
xkaitlinwhitex 0
that's nothing, my dad is addicted to **** and has a horrible habit of making it really obvious. i caught my dad watching **** when i was like 8 (he was looking at it in the kitchen while i was eating and watching tv. WTF?) and recently i found out that he has a fetish for bald women (again, WTF?????????????)
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spacetaco 0
What's wrong with a foot fetish? I have one and I don't think it's weird or wrong. I'm only 15. It's just natural. And ****, hell, we all need to enjoy ourselves sometimes when our loved one doesn't give you the pleasure? Not like I watch ****, but give your dad a break.
Jessaly_fml 0
God, YDI, what the hell did you think was going to happen? You NEVER go on someone else's account. Ever. Unless they give you permission, you're going to find shit you just do not want to find. If anyone saw where I go on the internet, I would be shunned from humanity. Or at least my friends.
alex_vik 1
So what? What's wrong with a foot fetish? Damnit I can't wait for that to at least be as socially acceptable as gayness.
ditlihi 0
Dude, you can't unsee this. You should have known better.
aberfrog5 0
Hey, at least it wasn't a bunch of stuff about "golden showers." :/
Qup 0
so what? your life is ****** because you are a snooping assbomb who found out that his dad is completely normal. human sexuality has a broad range of behaviour. your dad is not the problem. your judgemental, intolerant attitudes are.
jummpy117 0
same thing with my dad. he dicided to use my laptop and i asked him to use google chrome scince i heard internet explorer gives you viruses. aperrently he went to a **** site so much it was listed as one of my most viewed sites
clockworklolita 3
i can understand it being a bit uncomfortable to find out what your dad is into, but really, foot fetishes aren't a big deal at all. in fact i've never understood why some people get so weirded out by them, but there you go.
sicklittlegames 0
you're not the only one who's been in the same situation. whenever i go on my dad's computer, the most viewed sites are **** sites, but i don't really mind. like. someone said 90% of men (married too) watch ****. its not sick. (:
lightburns 10
Most men are into ****. And foot fetishes are one of the most common fetishes. Nothing wrong with that. You're on his login, not his fault if you see what he likes to watch. In the privacy of people's own computer logins, they should be able to see what they like. I'm not bashing the OP, as it was an accident, but the OP should realise that **** and a foot fetish really isn't a problem.