Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I'm scared to leave my bedroom. During the night, what must have been a giant spider made a web 4 feet wide stretching from the lightbulb to the tv and then down to the desk corner. It's blocking my path to the door and I can't tell where the 8-legged bastard is hiding. FML
Today, while I was working from home on my laptop and had my feet up on the coffee table, I felt something on my foot. I looked down to see a spider the size of a quarter on top of my bare foot. It started doing something so I froze, hoping it wouldn't bite me. Instead, it anchored the start of its web to my skin. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
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AwkwardPartyBear 24
Oh shit! This is giving me the ******* shudders....
downtime 13
You opened your eyes before you counted to 20 AND you can't even find him? I wouldn't be surprised if he just left, you're the worst hide and seek player ever.
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Comments (228)
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Oh shit! This is giving me the ******* shudders....
SerendipityRose 26
See, this is one of the reasons I love my kitties... It woulda given me the shudders as well, but my cats see a soft-shelled lobster.
thatgirlinoregon 21
Oh, HELL no. That is the stuff of nightmares, OP. Good luck finding it, though; arachnids tend to be crafty little bastards.
VoteForTaco 8
Burn your room!!
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Spider, man! Spider, man! Look out here comes the spider! Man...
roseXthorns 8
Forget shudders. This made shit a brick of utter fear.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Burn the house down. Only way to be sure.
EpicSquishii 21
....I'd burn the whole house down
trivel64 16
71- WHY ARE YOU SO GORGEOUS RRGH.
nado13579 12
When you guys find a spider in your room but then end up losing it before you get the chance to kill it, do you end up deciding to sleep in some other room that night? I do, and I'm sure I'm not alone.
FML102938 8
Hmm. I would have thought op was Australian
Michaelsgirl04 9
I was laying in bed when I read this...let's just say I'm not anymore
dethbunny 0
85 - this happened to me, so I slept on the couch the next night
ctk530 4
I would first piss myself, and then just move out.
Trisha_aus 15
87- here in oz we have spiders with kneepads!
beelee1988 13
Even if I see a small spider. When it randomly disappears, I don't sleep that night.
PenguinSwag47 0
Better watch out, those things can smell your fear.
littlegreycells 6
Hell,I wouldn't sleep in the same house if I saw a large spider in my room. Once I see one,I can't rest until I know it's dead!
SenselessPattern 12
It just wanted to jump into your arms for a hug. Now its hiding because you wouldn't return its love. Too cruel OP, too cruel.
Skywalkaz 0
OP: "There's a spider and I need to find it! Better post this to FML!" ._.
JoeLouisBomber 9
Nest thing you know hes waiting under the toilet paper roll waiting for you....
downtime 13
Ah HA! Then his plan is ruined, as he failed to realise the OP can't fit under a toilet paper roll...
Dr0reos 8
Just PRAY TO WHATEVER GOD WILL LISTEN that is isnt some mutant spider with the ability to fly.
ScarNuts 8
I haven't seen a spider in my house for a couple weeks now... What the **** are they planning?!
mynameisusername 4
Day 12... Still haven't left the closet... No sign of the jumpy demonspawn. Water and food is running dangerously low. My pet fish died yesterday. May god have mercy on my soul...
yoursucklives 36
spiders are sneaky little bastards!
luckyd880 12
"That's because it's on your head!!" *screams like little girl*
s15c 9
Has anybody bothered to look at the location? I'm from Maryland, we don't have any spiders larger than a quarter, and they aren't deadly unless they're smaller than a dime.
ihasbrains 10
**** your life, OP.
nachiketin 11
Last I checked, we had a button to express this opinion.
abouttosleep 5
^^you had this choice as well!! second thought... / / don't even think about it o.O
djxerxes9000 18
8 legged freaks!!
coldashell 23
Kill them with fire!!!
failureusername 12
Find it!? The second I found out it could hop I would have been two blocks gone while calling an exterminator. FYL OP and good luck.
MrLibya 2
The second I see it I would be on a bus out of town! I hate spiders.. And as big as that? Ugh just thinking about it gave me goosebumps.
Zedd_fml 8
I would have called the fire department to burn the house down.
angelamhill 7
OMG. Invest in bug spray. O.o
Michael_92 20
For the spider that is nowhere to be found?
ScaughtieHolden 11
Invest? Is bug spray that expensive nowadays?
skittihorse 8
DDT
downtime 13
You opened your eyes before you counted to 20 AND you can't even find him? I wouldn't be surprised if he just left, you're the worst hide and seek player ever.
MsNight 1
FYL OP. I wouldn't be able to sleep in the same room..
trevino180 4
I would have burned the house down and been like **** it I don't need a house anyway
dmandan 4
LOL...!
Tyger44 1
Same.did you guys see the article about the spiders who invade land in droves!? Happened in australia,brisbane during floods& happened in india.IM TALKING ABOUT TARANTULA KIND OF SPIDERS!!