Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
magnetic_aura 26
I love her dad!
emmalayne01 6
That is awesome. Go dad!
bigmike25 11
I understand that cheating is horrible. But the OP does not deserve to get hurt physically just hurt verbally. Bringing around weapons and shit is going to make the gf's dad look like a psycho and when OP spreads the rumor about the dad then no one is going to date his daughter. Unless she finds love somewehere else.
speakfreely 21
Yup. You deserve a lot worse
casscass999 7
Yous a dumb shit stoopid
MyScurvy 22
I feel bad for you, I understand the shame of that situation and will agree that you need to prepare for the worst even after beating yourself up for it enough you decide to confess. YDI but I also agree YLS
KatVa 23
Go dad!
superguydude200 5
I hope you got clobbered good.
Dynamite73 25
If I were the dad, I'd have brought a Mosin Nagant instead.
JaydenKlein__ 16
FML? More like IDI. Cheating is a horrible thing, and no one deserves to go through the pain from what it causes.