Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
sbuxsux11 8
everyone says cheaters are scum and they have no sympathy for them and so on...if you people were truly honest you'd admit you've cheated on someone.5 pages of the same anti cheater comments yet every other fml is about someone cheating! so all of you are perfect and have never cheated?! I call bullshit!
Quiet_one 22
I'm far from perfect, but I've never cheated and neither have a lot of people. If you don't want to do it it's not that hard to avoid.
sbuxsux11 8
I totally agree.ive been cheated on and never understood why people just dont end the relationship.I just find it hard to believe that every person on here saying ydi hasnt cheated.guess its the pessimist in me.restraint really isn't that hard,right?
annalily5 28
There are billions of people in the world. FML submissions are for people who have a bad experience, so of course there is going to be a higher number of cheaters mentioned in them, while the comments are regular folk who are no more or less likely to have been involved in cheating than anyone else. Your logic makes about as much sense as someone living in Ireland calling someone from a small African village a liar when they say they've never seen a redhead, because tons of people around you are redheads, so in your mind redheads must be common everywhere.
sbuxsux11 8
would anyone on here actually be honest and say "I've cheated before and felt terrible but I deserved what I got and so do you"? thats my point. nobody would admit that on here.not starting a war with you on logic and red heads.you've gone way deeper than my thought that surely at least one person on here saying ydi has cheated
davincidasecond 24
Nope. Never cheated. There was one relationship where I came close but instead just ended the relationship because I wasn't happy with the girl I was with. Just because you might cheat (or have cheated) doesn't automatically mean everyone else has made the same mistake.
sbuxsux11 8
I never said anything about me cheating on someone.I never have. if you want to believe EVERYONE commenting has never cheated thats great.you're entitled to your opinion as am I. just because I think people aren't being honest on here doesn't mean I cheated or condone it.
SPN_lover666 27
Never cheated on anyone. See, I have morals and will never cheat since cheaters are the scum of the Earth.
helmiz 17
be thankful it's only a baseball bat
Quiet_one 22
YDI for cheating in the first place. You get a small number of points back for confessing rather than continuing to waste your ex-gf's time, but you still deserved it.
annalily5 28
Aww, the poor cheating asshole wants sympathy. How cute.
Rxted 8
lol I don't even see how people can cheat. I can barely manage to get one person to like me. Anyway, YDI for being a cheating asshole.
kat33_fml 7
While I agree it never said that the dad actually hit him. It could just be to scare him which judging by the fml posted it seems to have done the trick.
RayearthNinja 10
why on earth did you think we (the lovely folks on the internet) would feel sorry for you? YDI
Memen88 16
you totally deserve that one you're lucky he didn't have a shotgun!
MidnaLink 35
So… how badly did he beat your freaking brains out, you bastard!
picturescrazy 24
All fathers should be that awesome. YDI