Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML
Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to, "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I found out the Tinder girl I'd ghosted after going on a date with her committed suicide. They came to me for answers because I was the last known person that ever talked to her. FML
Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I had a date with a woman I had been talking to for a month. We hit it off, the date went fantastic, and we agreed to see each other again. Fast forward a few hours and I'm told she decided to pursue someone else, equates it to "bad timing", but wants to be friends. If not for bad luck, I'd have no luck. FML
Today, the guy I have been in love with for years decided to tell me all about his women problems and how he can't find someone. After telling him I loved him he responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML
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Top comments
amileah13 26
Don't feel bad op, you didn't know and hopefully he understood that.
Sebastian2022 22
OP, there's no way you have possibly known that. Apologize and maybe take him out to a nice lunch.
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Comments (65)
amileah13 26
Don't feel bad op, you didn't know and hopefully he understood that.
Alup132 22
What a bad way to break up with someone.
LilMissCanadian 22
Suicide isn't a joke, #24.
bobslawnservice 16
#42 Bill Hicks would disagree with you.
Sebastian2022 22
OP, there's no way you have possibly known that. Apologize and maybe take him out to a nice lunch.
tylercarolinex 21
Ouch, I bet that was awkward...Hopefully he understood and also hopefully he finds love in someone new, once he has finished grieving
hiitisbrooke 28
I mean, you're not wrong
KaylaTackett 18
Hopefully he wasn't too upset. how could you have known that?
CommentKing207 23
It's not like you knew that. If you did that's just being a douche on your part but I know you didn't so it's not really your fault.
ColdRoxas 18
Even though that's really sad. You couldn't have known, say sorry and try to make up for it ? maybe like a lunch or something
Likian5 26
You can't be blamed for that, your colleague never clarified as to HOW it ended badly.
1DisGR8 32
Why are there more YDI votes? Are people just douchebags or something, because it's been happening a lot.
Likian5 26
I think the site's just having problems correctly displaying people's actual votes
thejonac 21
from what i've read you're innocent and there's nothing wrong bc you were oblivious to exactly what happened in the relationship and you did your best at the time to comfort him :-)