stillavirgin
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
gottacatchemall
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Committed
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
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RedLoocee 0
YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.
perdix 31
Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!
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Comments (117)
wtsc 0
who actually let this fml go on the site? so gay.
cel123456789 0
@42 lmfao
xPESx 0
wow get a life that's pathetic
beany96 0
why the actual *** did you put this on here keep this sorta thing private loool =
beany96 0
loool why put ur failure on here your just embarassing yourself
JordanMarie15 1
^^ Why do yu have to be such a douche about it. Just because they arent out ******* everybody and their brother like yu are doesn't mean theyre pathetic or a failure. It means they have self control. Yeah they're posting that they want to lose it, but that's probably only because they see everyone around them having sex and they feel as though they need to too. Sex isn't everything in life. Find someone yu want to be with and then have sex. Dont worry what people say or what others are doing. Do what yu wanna do for yu, no one else.
biancster 0
look who cares if you lose your virginity or not? wait for the right person to come along don't just give it away
kujo7 0
I wouldn't share that one..
mdo87 0
anal sex doesn't count......poop
Spooksu 0
umm big deal??... and u know there is someone out there in the world that will marry you..why would someone want a USED person... GTH.
Spooksu 0
There is no "of age" there is only "married" and wanting to have "children"