Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
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Ross2Smoove 0
lol that happened to me before
baseballboy6595 0
to everybody being a douche to OP, it's completly normal. it's called a false awakening, and usually people experience 1 or 2 in their lives. quite commonly people dream they went to the bathroom, and end up releasing their bladder in reality. op, don't worry. there is no way this will be a regular thing. to everyone else, u have a good chance of it happening to you (all tho not all false awakenings make you wet your bee, the one I have experienced didn't)
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vansbabe66 0
hahahha maybe u should start wearing diapers
farsidee 0
ha!
_Damien_ 0
Ha I think there's a sale on depends
Ep1cPha1l 0
the good ol' fork in the eye always does the trick
cgysoccerfreak 0
I've done the same thing
woofis 0
lol I did that once it sucks
christi002 0
Yeah, there are some things you just shouldn't post on here...
baseballboy6595 0
to everybody being a douche to OP, it's completly normal. it's called a false awakening, and usually people experience 1 or 2 in their lives. quite commonly people dream they went to the bathroom, and end up releasing their bladder in reality. op, don't worry. there is no way this will be a regular thing. to everyone else, u have a good chance of it happening to you (all tho not all false awakenings make you wet your bee, the one I have experienced didn't)
cucuto89 0
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Odiny147 0
lol I had done that before
zZPedobearZz 0
ive done this before, but ive never actually peed myself. i thought i woke up and i went to take a shpwer, only to realise that i was sleeping 15 minutes later. happened like 4-5 times
Pearljammer001 0
hahaha I've done this before... one of those mega-giant cokes after a really really exhausting day... had a dream about peeing that I actually thought was real untill I woke up... fortunitly enough I woke up promptly and stopped myself.
XYZzzzzzzz 0
i have seen this fml before
Pearljammer001 0
your giant space is really f***ing annoying
mfmylifesrsly 30
cucuto - can you please put some more returns in your comment? haha OP I've had dreams like that before when I was little. even once did during freshman year o.0
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's happened to me before when I was around 10. It was humiliating! I had a very realistic dream and I am so glad it was only #1.
caomei 0
that has happened to me soooo many times as a child I don't think I stopped until like I was 14.... it's pretty embarrasing. my mom even took me to the doctors for a checkup haha
Brittanysway420 0
I like the promptly stopped part, that cracked me up! :)
bbuba 0
I do it too
ZennaBug 0
What a bummer! Happened to me once in high school. I was so sure that I had gotten up and gone to the bathroom before I peed. *sigh* Now I make a point to poke/slap/pinch myself before I pee in the middle of the night because I'm so paranoid! FYL
rauj13 0
Once or twice in a lifetime is not common. :p Unless you live under 15 days. And then I don't think you'll be too worried about pissing yourself.
Straka 0
I do that but I dream I'm doing homework
Dwight_A_R_Manag 0
Ha! This happened to ne when I was like 8
ReyEr9412 0
This is all kinda weird for me since I've never wet my bed and don't know anyone who admits to having ever wet their bed.
CharliePoops 0
YDI, what are you? 5? I literally haven't wetter the bed since I was 4
riku3220 2
Why does OP deserve it? Those "I'm getting out of my bed, taking the exact path to my bathroom with every item in it's place before I went to sleep, and peeing in the toilet" dreams are very realistic. Especially since all three times it happened to me I was dreaming in first person while I usually dream in third person.
AndreaHaha 0
haa that happend to me when I was like 5 I think I had a dream I had to pee I swear I was on the toilet but I peed in bed.
Philosophic 0
Haha, maybe you should wear a paper bag over your face, because your picture is really creeping me out..
Philosophic 0
@120 I wasn't aiming that at you it was for #1 to clarify.
Maffu313 0
been there done that :) haven't for a while now, last time maybe when I was 12? or so?
AndreaHaha 0
wait what are you talking about my picture?/:
AndreaHaha 0
wait that was to number 1
alleyx3 0
I did that once too. I wa 10 xD
AndreaHaha 0
haha isn't it soo funny when you think about it cause it's like u think ur on the toilet at the time (x haha.
birds_fml 7
One time I was dreaming I really had to pee, but I knew I was dreaming, so I went ahead and peed, since it was only a dream anyways. I woke up and I had wet the bed. I was like 12 when this happened. Be glad you sleep alone! I'm always paranoid that I'm going to have that dream again, except now I'm married and it would be far more embarrassing than it was back then, when I was able to hide the evidence.
cuntwaffle 0
@114 was that a year ago
Peacemaker9 7
lol that's really funny
SceneFaggot 0
this always happens to me, except I wake up before I start peeing
swimchic007 0
@116, thats the same thing that happened to me when i was 13! And i didnt realize it until I woke up while i was peeing myself :( I had no idea, since my dream shifted from third person to first person...ugh.
PiiScHkE 0
hey vansbabe66 maybe u should wear a bra
shiznutmuffin 0
yeah i did that too, it sucks
Zills 0
Sometimes I spit on my pillow but I never wet the bed ever.
Dwight_A_R_Manag 0
@the fat **** named Charliepoops. are you that stupid. He said he was having a dream. Only 5 year olds have realistic dreams now and it's not like he was awake and didn't feel like getting up to go pee.
Niki53811 0
ha u made my day
Kamens 0
When I was younger I used to have a dream that the Snuggle Bear from the laundry commercials was trying to kill me... don't feel too bad.
bezach 0
I had one about suicide than woke up...even my dreams hate me
Gabby1737 0
I've done that before lol
Tuffgunsmoke 0
I did this when I was younger... So embarassing.
xtwizt3dxlif3x 0
ha. I dreamed I peed out of an airplane once when I was little. woke up wet ha. I also slept walk and peed in my shoes once
nzl_fml 0
ha me too! lol.
tehbassmasta 0
@ straka, no, thats a nightmare my friend.
CanadianHuney 0
FAIL!!! haha once I was in bed with my ex and he peed all over the bed. it was so gross! fyl for having to bathe in your pee but fml for having to bathe in someone ELSES pee.
CameronJak 0
Or was it a dream within a dream? Ether way you still peed yourself.
korn247 5
aww man that sucks - fyl
Ep1cPha1l 0
the good ol' fork in the eye always does the trick
deathcab7 0
no?
delaney16 0
haha 3rd yay fyl
mooshibear140 4
lol that sucks. :p I think you need potty training.
afatmonkey 0
My neighbors have this big body builder with lazy eye taser their 4-year old child when he wets himself. I saw it happen once and couldn't help but laugh. I'm going to hell.
Rickyretardo 0
today I fell down the stairs and faceplanted into a full litter box then had a mouth full of sandy cat turds then puked everywhere. FML
xHabsfanx 0
Lol it's time to buy those pull-ups....I'm a big kid now! :)
yolifesucks 0
that happened to a friend on mine during a sleepover! although I was five at the time and she was four.
Ross2Smoove 0
lol that happened to me before
synix 0
ohh laaame. sucks. FYL.
HamsteronA 0
I've done that. don't worry man. or manette. or lady gaga.
htownlove 0
lol this made me crack up