Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Committed
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
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RedLoocee 0
YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.
perdix 31
Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!
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Comments (117)
LauraTheKiwi 0
What a stupid resolution. D:
apfunction 0
Isabelletje you are a pathetic loser. your confidence is more like sick desperation.
hartattack4k 0
well u aren't a ***** or anything
iheartjustinsane 0
YDI for only worrying about loosing your virginity.
fdent8193 0
don't think of it that way..... loose it when you care about someone or your just in the moment..... wrap it up and relax lett it cum to you
FortuneFaded 0
Why do you feel the need to lose it? Sex should be with someone special, not just something you have for the sake of it. You're a virgin, big deal. Just because your mates are probably out ******* everything that moves, it doesn't mean you have to copy. You'll find someone eventually, but until then, you really shouldn't be making it some kind of mission just to be able to say you've finally lost it.
HyperExecuter 0
ur such a ******* loser....
benshady 0
if you're looking to loose your virginity i can help you with that.
maddiec_fml 0
why the he'll would you want that to be your resolution. self respect??guess you don't have any.
jgrimaldi 0
Get a hooker already.