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Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.

Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!

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LauraTheKiwi 0

What a stupid resolution. D:

Isabelletje you are a pathetic loser. your confidence is more like sick desperation.

well u aren't a ***** or anything

YDI for only worrying about loosing your virginity.

fdent8193 0

don't think of it that way..... loose it when you care about someone or your just in the moment..... wrap it up and relax lett it cum to you

Why do you feel the need to lose it? Sex should be with someone special, not just something you have for the sake of it. You're a virgin, big deal. Just because your mates are probably out ******* everything that moves, it doesn't mean you have to copy. You'll find someone eventually, but until then, you really shouldn't be making it some kind of mission just to be able to say you've finally lost it.

HyperExecuter 0

ur such a ******* loser....

if you're looking to loose your virginity i can help you with that.

maddiec_fml 0

why the he'll would you want that to be your resolution. self respect??guess you don't have any.

Get a hooker already.