stillavirgin
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
gottacatchemall
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Committed
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
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RedLoocee 0
YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.
perdix 31
Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!
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Comments (117)
brb89 0
I had to do the same with my '06, '07, '08 and '09 resolutions...Guess who could make a new resolution in 2010!
seeimdee 0
Okay uhm that's my resolution to so shut up you assholes! I'm supporting you girl/bro? lol
suckmysarcasm 10
nothing wrong with still being a virgin. i am and i plan on losing to someone i truly care about not some random hookup. but then again virginity means something different to everyone so if u dont think u want to wait for someone special then find someone who is ready and willing.
mindfreak117 4
Alot of people end up separating from that "special someone" everyone is telling you to wait for. so don't listen to all those who say it's a stupid resolution. But don't try too hard either!
hannanna 0
how old are you!?
Jason_Q 4
How is this bad though? "Another year to prove that I am not a ****. FML"
jdog9999 0
make it your resolution to keep it and be proud you aren't a ****
rob42 2
wow... give up and get a prostitute.
RachaelQ 0
yeah, seriously. I wish I could get my virginity back.. and I know many girls that lost it at a young age regret it. I guess this could be an FML if the OP is over 30 haha.
quincebolis 2
OMG THAT WAS MY 2009 NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION TOO!!! luckily i met my boyfriend in feb... otherwise i would've prob made it my 2010 one too you're not alone haha