Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss informed me that I'll have to work all weekend to finish a project that's due on Monday. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that my ex-girlfriend is getting married on Saturday, and I was supposed to be in the wedding party. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, I found out that I won't be able to attend my own wedding, because I'll be in a mandatory training class that doesn't allow people to take vacation for any reason. So now we've wasted $10,000, and I can't even fly home for one day. All because I got promoted unexpectedly. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I had to spend a quite considerable chunk of my Saturday on the phone to my boss explaining that no, it is not reasonable or convenient for him to try and cancel my honeymoon leave, all because he messed up the schedules, and doesn’t want to upset the other girl in the office he fancies like mad. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I asked for time off from work for my wedding and honeymoon. A grand total of three days. My boss made a face like he'd sucked on rancid toes and asked me if I was stupid. Awesome. FML
Today, my boss tried to cancel my leave because he’s “taking a mental health break next week and really needs me in the office.” I’m getting married next week and going on a two-week, non-refundable honeymoon, but he needs a mental health break. I had to get HR involved. Snowflake lazy prick. FML
Today, I lost my job for taking an unauthorized vacation. I just got married and requested time off for the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approved then. They forgot, and then got angry because I didn't remind them. I did remind them, the day before I left. FML
Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML
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Top comments
Asynja 4
That sounds like something my boss would do. "My life and plans are much more important and meaningful than yours, because I make more than you." What a stand up guy, a real team player.
Dibman 3
I think your boss needs to take a look around and realise he is not the centre of the universe. What an asshole, really.
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Comments (46)
pwincessa23 1
I'm SO sorry, op. maybe when you do go it will be way better than going right away. anyway, good luck.
iSnowboard 0
I guess you could say he was "puts on glasses" outta team YEAHH!
iSnowboard 0
time"
macskapingvin 0
That attempt at a pun makes me want to beat my head against a railing spike.
HedgehogHead 0
:L thts sum smartass boss u got ther;)
iSnowboard 0
u r 2
Izzicasey 18
That's* Some* You* There*. Are you serious?
DEXter501 0
Well, you can't always expect bosses to be nice unfortunately
twist_of_fame93 0
balls to you mam
icecreamdriveby 5
I love reading equals 3 quotes on here :)
maybaybe 0
That sucks :/
Dibman 3
I think your boss needs to take a look around and realise he is not the centre of the universe. What an asshole, really.
gusgus36 5
that's awful! I would be so pissed!! hopefully it's not too super expensive rescheduling your tickets?
notagoodayforme 0
I have a dog named gusgus
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
poor dog...
TenderWhispers 0
work for yourself
Jonkbaby 23
threesome
Litschi 0
wow, what a jerk..